Can you keep a secret? Don't let Senior Judge Franciosa or DA John Morganelli or it's curtains for the Northampton County Bulldog. They'll lock him up faster than you can say tipstaff.
Now Ron Angle may have tendered his resignation from Bangor's School Board, but the y insisted that he still attend last night's commencement exercise. The even seated him in the front row with school board members, who have yet to formally accept his resignation.
But the biggest shock of all is that Angle was finally awarded an honorary GED.
"I want to thank yous for this. I don't know no better gift," said Ron, and treated everyone to McDonald's coolatas.