Thursday, June 17, 2010

Angle Attends Bangor High School Commencement, Gets GED

Can you keep a secret? Don't let Senior Judge Franciosa or DA John Morganelli or it's curtains for the Northampton County Bulldog. They'll lock him up faster than you can say tipstaff.

Now Ron Angle may have tendered his resignation from Bangor's School Board, but the y insisted that he still attend last night's commencement exercise. The even seated him in the front row with school board members, who have yet to formally accept his resignation.

But the biggest shock of all is that Angle was finally awarded an honorary GED.

"I want to thank yous for this. I don't know no better gift," said Ron, and treated everyone to McDonald's coolatas.

14 comments:

Anonymous said...

They didn't insist anything. Until they formally accept his resignation he is still a member. of course he could sit there.

Being the publicity whore he is, he wouldn't miss the opportunity.

Tubbs

Bernie O'Hare said...

If you study hard, maybe one day you'll get an honorary GED, too. Don't be jealous.

Anonymous said...

Ron looks so classy in a gown...eh should i say black robe ?

Anonymous said...

I bet he blowed alot of money on that!! Just like his old man blowed alot of money!!

His lack of the common English language all makes sense to me now.

He truly is dumb!!

Anonymous said...

Is that a real photo of Ron?

Anonymous said...

I was there. The only thing he was awarded was an STD.

Bernie O'Hare said...

"Is that a real photo of Ron?"

No. I'm playing.

Bernie O'Hare said...

"He truly is dumb!!"

What does that say about Reibman, Dertinger, Joe Long, Lamont McClure, Ann McHale and all the mugwumps who regularly try to fleece the County? Angle has been outfoxing them for years. But go ahead, call him dumb.

Anonymous said...

It says that they are dumb and lazy. Outfoxing requires some motivation. Nobody will ever question Angle on that front. But beating less than impressive and lazy wannabe power brokers doesn't make you smart.

"What does that say about Reibman, Dertinger, Joe Long, Lamont McClure, Ann McHale and all the mugwumps who regularly try to fleece the County? Angle has been outfoxing them for years. But go ahead, call him dumb."

GoToSchoolKids said...

"But the biggest shock of all is that Angle was finally awarded an honorary GED."

Honorary? So that means he didn't EARN it himself. Or he couldn't EARN it himself? What in the world do we have running our county?

K said...

BK Mocha Joes are so much better

Anonymous said...

Nice how Bernie always neglects to mention Steve Barron when he talks about Long mugwumps. I guess if you are an Ohare "mancrush", you are protected ala Joe Stalin.

Sanctifying Grace said...

Anon 8:16 AM,

A degree of a STD is not an insult. STD stands for Doctorate of Sacred Theology. Actually, to obtain one, one must possess a STB - Bachelors of Sacred Theology, MDiv - Masters of Divinity, a STL - Licentiate of Sacred Theology, and must successfully defend and publish a thesis in the STB, MDiv, STL, and STD programs. To obtain all of those degrees, takes about eight years of schooling at an accredited university or accredited pontifical institute.

Just an FYI. Oh yeah, FYI - for your information.

Peace, ~~Alex+

Anonymous said...

What a Get-Er-Done?