Friday, December 09, 2011
WWWE Files: Bernie the Burglar
Mezzacappa is unable to find some important papers, and as night follows day, it's obvious that either I or a West Easton Borough Council member must have slithered into her house, evaded her attack pig, and taken these items, leaving other valuables untouched. Completely logical.
Oh yeah, she complains that I'm a stalker, too.
She ends this matter by kicking the investigating officer off her porch.
It's not me. Honest! I always leave a Pink Panther glove during my heists. It must have been O.J.
Here's a link to the police report. (Because loading the reports here tend to slow down the site, I have stopped embedding them in this blog, and have links to them instead.)
Mezzacappa: Bernie the Burglar