I'm currently consulting with several disbarred lawyers to see what legal recourse I have against Express Times Editor-in-Chief and all-around-meanie Joe Owens, who is using his considerable corporate resources to lash out against a poor little blogger. Me.
Joe, don't you think I have feelings? If you cut me, do I not bleed? I'm just a wreck over a scurrilous blog he's posted about me after our joint appearance on WFMZ-TV 69's Business Matters. I cried in my little pillow all night.
Don't you just hate those attack bloggers?
First, Owens demeans me by posting my picture upside down. Would I ever do something like that to somebody? Have you ever known me to .... never mind.
Second, he insinuates I'm a know-it-all, calling me a "self-appointed expert in all matters media. And Northampton County. And city of Allentown. And Ron Angle's grooming habits. And many more topics." Hey, can I help that? It's a curse. I wish I were a little dumber, I really do.
Third, he claims he got the best of me on Business Matters, which I like to call BM. Not true. I schooled him until we got out into the parking lot.
Finally, he calls me a "menace." Not when I'm on my meds, Joe. Don't judge me, dude.
This is one BM you're gonna' have to see and judge for yourself. I'll post this BM when it airs. If it airs.
12 comments:
If Joe Owens bullied you, it's only because he's jealous! Don't you realize your "following" is
growing and his paper's is disappearing.
Owens wrote: "Iannelli tapes several programs in a row and O'Hare had been juiced up watching previous tapings"
"Juiced Up" Who the ckck does Owens
think he is?
i'm think a charity chmpionship wtrestling event
Gee, wonder where he got the Jerry Springer reference? Plagarism much, Joe?
"Juiced up"
What, is O'Hare doing 'Roids now?
"What, is O'Hare doing 'Roids now?
As a matter of fact, Yes. Booze is out, so I thought I'd try that. My stomach muscle is getting gigantic.
"wonder where he got the Jerry Springer reference?"
Yeah, but I stole it from Finnigan.
"wonder where he got the Jerry Springer reference?"
Yeah, but I stole it from Finnigan.
The ET has zero credibility on anything. They actually endorsed Jake Towne. What a joke. A leadership change has been needed over there for a long time.
Plagiarism? Jerry Springer has become synonymous with outrageous programming so it's not an original thought.
I thought you read that copy of "How to make friends and influence assholes" that I sent you. Do you need another copy? I have one signed by Owens if you need it.
If Joe Owens can bully you, you might as well just have the surgery and become legally dickless.
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