Joe, don't you think I have feelings? If you cut me, do I not bleed? I'm just a wreck over a scurrilous blog he's posted about me after our joint appearance on WFMZ-TV 69's Business Matters. I cried in my little pillow all night.
Don't you just hate those attack bloggers?
First, Owens demeans me by posting my picture upside down. Would I ever do something like that to somebody? Have you ever known me to .... never mind.
Second, he insinuates I'm a know-it-all, calling me a "self-appointed expert in all matters media. And Northampton County. And city of Allentown. And Ron Angle's grooming habits. And many more topics." Hey, can I help that? It's a curse. I wish I were a little dumber, I really do.
Third, he claims he got the best of me on Business Matters, which I like to call BM. Not true. I schooled him until we got out into the parking lot.
Finally, he calls me a "menace." Not when I'm on my meds, Joe. Don't judge me, dude.
This is one BM you're gonna' have to see and judge for yourself. I'll post this BM when it airs. If it airs.