I admit it. In addition to leaving the toilet seat up, I often completely miss the bowl when I take a whizz. I'm a lousy shot.
In some public urinals, engineers paid gazillions of dollars have come up with the idea of etching a big but realistic fly design on the porcelain. Our hunter instincts take over and we instinctively aim at the imagined fly, reducing misses by 80%.
Part of the finishing touches to the $43 bazillion courthouse renovations include the installation of new, similarly designed, urinals.
They've gone too far.