Buddy Christ Will Be Here Monday With His Election Blessings
He's the Lord who's adored, the Christ who was iced, and rose again. He's the Son who's fun, the Redeemer with a Beemer. Of course, I'm talking about none other than Buddy Christ. He's been busy the last week, playing craps at Occupation Wall Street. "Those college kids are chumps, Dude," he told me. "Nothing like those assholes I kicked out of the temple."
The Savior of Misbehavior told me He'll drop by Monday with his Election Day picks. He'll be spending the weekend playing blackjack at the Sands.
You might see Him walking across the Lehigh River.