Friday, November 04, 2011

Buddy Christ Will Be Here Monday With His Election Blessings

He's the Lord who's adored, the Christ who was iced, and rose again. He's the Son who's fun, the Redeemer with a Beemer. Of course, I'm talking about none other than Buddy Christ. He's been busy the last week, playing craps at Occupation Wall Street. "Those college kids are chumps, Dude," he told me. "Nothing like those assholes I kicked out of the temple."

The Savior of Misbehavior told me He'll drop by Monday with his Election Day picks. He'll be spending the weekend playing blackjack at the Sands.

You might see Him walking across the Lehigh River.

12 comments:

Anonymous said...

All Hail Buddy!
We await your guidance.
The People

Anonymous said...

Dear Buddy
Please...comment now for those unbelievers on the Reichley/McCarthy race? Is there any truth to the
$130K Reichley pension as McCarthy alleges? Reichley says no, but Buddy we need your insight before reaching Tuesday's voting booth.

Bernie O'Hare said...

Buddy will address that.

Anonymous said...

Can't wait, cousin.

Sincerely,

Jesus H.

Anonymous said...

Ask Buddy who he likes in the local youth football league playoffs, please.

Sure, there is more to life than sports ... but not much.

:)

Anonymous said...

Buddy loves the children. he said so in the good book. We know he just loves the children.

Zorn said...

reichley has sold out the citizens. typical pol - just in it for himself

Anonymous said...

Angle, Barron, McClure, Dowd, Kraft all wins in Norco. Not happy about all those picks but that is the call.

Olf Stitch!

Anonymous said...

Dear Buddy: I guess with that 1.27 million judgment thingy the fallen angel can be excused for not paying a municipal tax lien for $1,500.00 to the City of Easton. Chump change for the man of the people. Jesus would not look down approvingly on any elected official who didnt pay his taxes. Will Angle bring this tax scoflaw to the public's attention? If he doesnt I am sure you will, civic minded person that you are.

Anonymous said...

NOOO!!!!
SAY IT ISN'T SO!!!!!!!!!!!!!

RON ANGLE $1,500 TAX LIEN.
DID I SAY TAX LIEN?

DOESN'T HE VILIFY PEOPLE FOR THAT??? REPRESENT THAT THEY ARE UNFIT FOR ANY GOVERNMENT POSITION--OR WORSE AN IRRESPONSIBLE REPROBATE!!!!!!!

I WOULD EXPECT RON WILL CONFESS AT THE NEXT COUNCIL MEETING AND APOLOGIZE FOR HIS MALICIOUS BEHAVIOR----(where did i hear malicious/ron combo--oh the opinion in the 1.2+ judgment)

Bernie O'Hare said...

That money is not owed by Ron, but by the attorney who is using the building and has agreed to be responsible for those payments.

Bernie O'Hare said...

"I guess with that 1.27 million judgment thingy the fallen angel can be excused for not paying a municipal tax lien for $1,500.00 to the City of Easton."

Of course you already know this, but that is not Angle's responsibility. It is the responsibility of a lawyer who uses that building, and it is not the first time his irresponsibility has made Angle look bad. The only thing Angle is guilty of is not taking a hard line with a person who can't pay his bills on time.