Inside sources, who ask not to be named, claim Dent will be back, possibly with another woman - his daughter. They are reportedly considering an intervention to help Allentown Mayor Ed Pawlowski deal with his unfortunate addiction to funnel cakes.
“I hope everyone will join me in visiting the Great Allentown Fair and take in the wonderful agricultural traditions of our community,” said Charlie. “There are a ton of great acts and amusements. I know that my daughter is especially looking forward to the Jonas Brothers concert.”
Congressman Dent sent this release to preclude another nasty salvo from his opponent who bizarrely and falsely accused him of failing to attend Musikfest this year – after the Congressman had already attended on two separate occasions.
Oh yeah, but what about the Slate Belt's Blue Valley Farm Show?
Charlie claims he was there, too, and enjoyed himself and the Jacktown ice cream immensely.
These announcements follow his startling appearance at church on Sunday, where he made sure to stay thirty-three seconds longer than candidate Siobhan Bennett.