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Tuesday, March 04, 2014

Skeet Shooting At Angle's Farm



I dropped by Ron Angle's farm recently, only to discover that he and Jim Hickey were skeet shooting. ... In a tank. It's a step up from the last time, when they had me strip and gave me a 15-minute head start in their own version of hunger games.

While I was there, I asked Angle about a DEP appeal that some Irish terrorist filed, challenging his God-given right to spread shit on his lands.

Ron was nonplussed.

""Pull!"

"That only applies to Grade B shit," he told me, explaining a permit is only required for Class B sludge.

He then went on to tell me he now plans to spread Class A shit, which requires no permit at all. He's planning a 3" coating as soon as weather permits.

"What's the difference between Class A and Class B shit?" I asked.

"Better assholes," was Angle's answer. "You see, Hickey and I are Class A assholes. You're only a Class B asshole, Bernie. But keep trying."

"Pull!"

10 comments:

Anonymous said...

There are 25,000 unemployed comedians and BOH is attempting to be funny. Pathetic attempt.

zoid said...

I kind of liked it!!

Bernie O'Hare said...

Who said this is comedy?

Anonymous said...

Cue the banjo and squeal like a pig!

Anonymous said...

You are crazy Bernie.

Bernie O'Hare said...

True.

Anonymous said...

Reibman always said there was an Angle snitch in his Admisntration. I guess we all know who that was now. So much for Hickey.

Anonymous said...

"Reibman always said there was an Angle snitch in his Admisntration. I guess we all know who that was now. So much for Hickey."

bitter much?



Anonymous said...

in the run-up to the 2001 election, several supposedly "loyal" Reibman cabinet members cozied up to Angle. Hickey was not one of them.

Anonymous said...

anon 6:20, Loveeeee IT!

DETAILS PLEASE!!!!