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Friday, March 14, 2014

Technical Difficulties

Sometime in the early morning hours, I lost Internet service. I swapped modems with my ISP, but service is down and may remain that way until Monday. My servants are working feverishly to remedy the problem, especially after I executed one of them. Until then, I'm blogging by iPhone.

Update 3/15/14,1:30 pm: I'm back in action!!!

11 comments:

Anonymous said...

Go F yourself!

Bernie O'Hare said...

Cuckoo.

Anonymous said...

If you're down, is all of Nazareth down?

Bernie O'Hare said...

No. There is some problem at my estate. At first, they said it was my modem. Now, it's either something outside or I'm an idiot.

Anonymous said...

I believe it's the NSA because you have information about Malaysia 370. Don't answer your door! The eagle flies at midnight.

Anonymous said...

it's called "paying the bill." you executed the servant with the checkbook

c said...

5:57, now that was funny!

Bernie O'Hare said...

Yeah, yeah. But believe it or not, I'm current.

Anonymous said...

Speaking of flight 370, if you lost your iPhone, it can be found in minutes via technologies built into the devise but they can't find a fuckin 777 airplane?

Anonymous said...

"can't find a fuckin 777 airplane?"

Damn Obama again

Bernie O'Hare said...

7:06, if your iPhone was sitting at the bottom of the sea, well out of the range of cell towers, I doubt very much you would find it.