Tuesday, April 18, 2017

Charlie "Fed Ed Lite" Thiel Plans a Wine Tasting Fundraiser

Meow! Allentown Mayoral candidate Charlie "Fed Ed Lite" Thiel will host a wine-tasting fundraiser on Tuesday, April 25, 5:30-7:30 pm, at the Sleepy Cat Urban Winery, located at 1840 W Allen Street. All the beautiful people will be there, pretending they don't fart. Now Sleepy Cat charges only $5 for a wine tasting, but you get to pay $100. It will be oh-so-so-do-so-pa. For $1,000, you get two bottles of wine and a frickin' program.

Fed Ed Lite is picking up right where Fed Ed left off.

11 comments:

Anonymous said...

It's quite simple. If you like Mr Thiel and you plan to vote for him, you'll attend. If you don't give a rat's ass about him, you won't.

Put me in the latter group, thank you.

Anonymous said...

Will Mikie and lil' Pete be there?

Anonymous said...

It might be time to upgrade Thiel to Fed Ed Medium. Who would give him $1,000 and not expect political favors? Thiel, a one time Pawlowski insider, is beginning to look like a complete and total politician. I'm afraid Thiel may be the chosen candidate of NIZ investors, I haven't seen any of the other candidates seeking 4 figure donations.

Anonymous said...

Fed Ed Jr. in action. He learned well from the master manipulator. Who is his Fleck? Probably Ms. Mann! In the early 1980's Joe Bag of Donuts only requested $100 campaign donations. Inflation, or Pawlowski greed, you decide.

Anonymous said...

Hey, if Scam Bennett comes, and Thiel charges for wine by the glass, he could fund his whole campaign.

Anonymous said...

As a "lite" event will he go with the Ripple instead of the Beau-jolly ?

Anonymous said...

Don't you think it's time for Jennifer Mann to get married and move on with her life. She is not relevant anymore and in fact, she never really was.

Anonymous said...

Another sexist remark.

Anonymous said...

Please no Jen Mann......PLEASE!!!

*the no farting comment was a nice touch.

Anonymous said...

Hilarious. You can't make this stuff up.

Canary_In_Coalmine said...

Who will contribute to a GoFundMe to buy Bernie a Thai dinner and one ticket to the fundraiser?