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Thursday, May 21, 2020

The Social Distance for a Bison is 25 Yards


A woman who violated the social distance guidelines for bison was knocked to the ground yesterday by a testy tatanka at Yellowstone National Park. Social distance for a bison is 25 yards. No word on whether it was wearing a mask.

19 comments:

Anonymous said...

I think the bison was indicating that he's not ready to reopen.

Anonymous said...

That obscene language is very unnecessary. I read this blog to my kids!

Anonymous said...

She probably looked like gates wife or even the PA pediatrician in charge. The bison was in no way going to let her cross that line with him. He was telling her he doesn't wear a skirt!

Bernie O'Hare said...

"That obscene language is very unnecessary. I read this blog to my kids!"

Sure you do.

Anonymous said...

That's because it puts them to sleep.

Anonymous said...

Sunkmanitu Tanka Owaci

If she truly has medicine, she will not be hurt. If she has no medicine, she will be dead.

Anonymous said...

If she has medicine, it's better not be hydroxychloroquine.

Anonymous said...

"testy tatanka"

LOL ... to think these tasty nuggets are free for the reading.

Anonymous said...

Darwinism - May it be free to be the invisible hand that cleanses our society.

Anonymous said...

"That obscene language is very unnecessary. I read this blog to my kids!"

so.... you just read it aloud, and don't stop and say to yourself "hey, maybe I shouldn't say the F-Bomb here...."

who are you, Ron Fucking Burgundy?

Anonymous said...

Only 10 yards needed at the Trexler Game Preserve.

Anonymous said...

Buffalos tough now, but will tank in post season.

Anonymous said...

Cuckoo bird has returned! He must have wriggled out of his straightjacket.

Anonymous said...

"Buffalos tough now, but will tank in post season"

you win

Anonymous said...

Well, at least she won't catch CV-19 it from the beast.

"The CDC made another key change to its website, clarifying what sources are not major risks. Under the new heading “The virus does not spread easily in other ways,” the agency explains that touching contaminated objects or surfaces does not appear to be a significant mode of transmission. The same is true for exposure to infected animals."

https://www.washingtonpost.com/health/2020/05/21/virus-does-not-spread-easily-contaminated-surfaces-or-animals-revised-cdc-website-states/

And so much for those killer gas pump handles.

Anonymous said...

7.05
'And so much for those killer gas pump handles."
https://www.nbcnews.com/health/health-news/country-reopens-question-remains-can-coronavirus-spread-surfaces-n1211991

"The information below the new headline did not change. It reads: "It may be possible that a person can get COVID-19 by touching a surface or object that has the virus on it and then touching their own mouth, nose, or possibly their eyes. This is not thought to be the main way the virus spreads, but we are still learning more about this virus."
yep gas pump handles can spread the virus

Anonymous said...

"yep gas pump handles can spread the virus

Ok Lloyd.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zMRrNY0pxfM

Anonymous said...

He escaped his straightjacket again!

Anonymous said...

8.41
try
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hT2L4XZ04_o