Just a sampling of the brilliant death data by the DoH today:
Lackawanna: -24 new deaths (149 total deaths yesterday, 125 total deaths today):
Luzerne: -5 new deaths (127 total deaths yesterday, 122 total deaths today);
Northampton: -28 new deaths (199 total deaths yesterday, 171 total deaths today);
Pike: -7 new deaths (22 total deaths yesterday, 15 total deaths today).
If this keeps up, NorCo could be down to 0 total deaths by Memorial Day!
Does the Wolf "disadministration" employ anyone who took a math class after first grade?
Tuesday, May 19, 2020
Rachel Levine Raises the Dead!
It's a miracle! Steve Thode, our Covid-19 numbers cruncher, suspects Pennsylvania must have several Lazaruses. This is because, on Monday, Pennsylvania Health Secretary Rachel Levine is reporting negative death numbers.