Thursday, February 25, 2021

Lamont McClure - Manchurian Candidate

NorCo Exec candidate Steve Lynch claims to be all about transparency, but has blocked me from his Facebook page. He's even blocked me from his candidate page. That's too bad, but fortunately for me,  friends are supplying me snippets of Lynch lines. I'm learning, too. And as I always suspected, I now know that Executive Lamont McClure is a slave to Communist China. He might even himself be a Chinese communist with a very clever disguise   

Yesterday, Lynch instructed a woman that "our country has been hijacked by communists who control these politicians from countries like China. Our elected officials don't serve us. They serve their masters and they happen to be interests that want America dismantled from within!" 

I know, I know, you're gonna' tell me Lynch is coo-coo for cocoa puffs. Well, let me clue you in, bippy. 

I stopped up to see McClure the other day and he was reading Sun Tzu's Art of War. I also heard him talking on the phone the other day in a foreign language. He told me it was Gaelic, but I'm pretty sure it was Mandarin. 

Also, notice how red his face is. Obviously, comrade Lamont is a sleeper agent who will turn the county over as soon as he gets the word from Bejing. 

I commend Lynch for spotting this before it's too late.

Thank God we have patriots like Steve, who've never served a day in the military and only rarely vote in municipal races.  

May God (or Donald Trump) bless him. 

This news is actually a relief. Up until now, I thought McClure was a Satan worshiping blood drinker. That's County Council. It's why they never meet in person anymore. 

17 comments:

Anonymous said...

"Also, notice how red his face is"

That has less to do with Commies and more to do with Old Grandad.

Anonymous said...

Politicians working for puppet masters and not for average Americans back home is far more common than realized. Our Congress is loaded with them. No longer a laughing matter. China is the biggest player. Read-up!

Anonymous said...

It's a shame that Rs can't offer a serious candidate to tease out the only issue that should really matter in this campaign. How many lives did Lamont McClure cost Northampton County families by his blind loyalty to Tom Wolf and deadly silence regarding the mass murder at Gracedale? That's it. Life. Death. Silence.

Anonymous said...

LoMein McClure?

Anonymous said...

Steve Lynch? The guitarist from Autograph? He’s running for County Executive? Sign me up

Anonymous said...

Thank you for making me laugh this morning.

Anonymous said...

If Lynch is the best Republicans can put up for Executive, it really would signal their end as a viable party and quickly on their way to permanent minority status. They'll be guaranteed District 4 for the most part, District 3 will really be the only "competitive" district on council. Forget 1 & 2. And the 5 at large? Maybe if the sun, moon and Venus all line up correctly one year they might grab 2 seats.

Bernie O'Hare said...

Don't kid yourself. Rs are poised to make gains.
First, NorCo has a large number, and had been trending R before the attempted coup on Jan 6. Second, there will be no contested Mayoral race in Bethlehem and no Mayor race at all in Easton. This will suppress turnout in the key Dem strongholds. Rs will crawl over broken glass to vote.
Third, Goffredo and Robertone are from the slate belt and Goffredo will likely attract votes from Easton as well. Goffredo is a well-known name in the slate belt and should even get Easton votes.
Fourth, the at-large and Exec race is very much influenced by what is going on nationally. 75 million voters are outraged by the election result. Dems in Congress are making no effort at all to work with Rs. I have seen Council go R before as a result of this.

While Lynch is a joke, I believe Dems will likely lose two seats and could lose all five.

Anonymous said...

@BO 8:53 - Very valid points. Dems absolutely need to encourage turn out for sure in the cities and 'burbs which could be difficult, but its not impossible either.

Republican candidates that have the faintest whiff of MAGA on them might actually benefit Dems by driving casual voters to the polls to avoid the possibility of putting irresponsible or clueless dipshits in power.

Northampton County runs better when its just normal, regular, political dipshits in power.

Anonymous said...

Lifelong R who just switched to I. Can't vote against McClure soon enough. Wish Rs had a serious candidate, though.

Anonymous said...

Hey, I thought Heckman was the only old Hippie commie and now you tell me McClure is as well!

Anonymous said...

Remember 2016 when there was no way Trump could win? I wouldn't underestimate any candidate especially this early in the game.

Anonymous said...

You gotta love America. Trump proved any uneducated nut can be elected.

Anonymous said...

How many covid deaths has Gracedale had?

Bernie O'Hare said...

Quite a few, and McClure has been very transparent about them. He brought the national guard in twice, scoured for and found PPE, closed the facility to visitors and volunteers, set up a separate ward for Covid patients, managed to get every person there tested repeatedly and is currently in the process of obtaining air purification systems. He has been very proactive in the way he has handled this crisis. One death is one too many, but McClure really went out of his way to safeguard the health of residents and staff in dealing with a virus that preys on the elderly.

Anonymous said...

McClure needs to go! I will vote for anyone but him. Sadly, that is how Brown got in also.

Anonymous said...

Anon 2:14, and he also plays guitar, damn hippies! lol