Yesterday, Lynch instructed a woman that "our country has been hijacked by communists who control these politicians from countries like China. Our elected officials don't serve us. They serve their masters and they happen to be interests that want America dismantled from within!"
I know, I know, you're gonna' tell me Lynch is coo-coo for cocoa puffs. Well, let me clue you in, bippy.
I stopped up to see McClure the other day and he was reading Sun Tzu's Art of War. I also heard him talking on the phone the other day in a foreign language. He told me it was Gaelic, but I'm pretty sure it was Mandarin.
Also, notice how red his face is. Obviously, comrade Lamont is a sleeper agent who will turn the county over as soon as he gets the word from Bejing.
I commend Lynch for spotting this before it's too late.
Thank God we have patriots like Steve, who've never served a day in the military and only rarely vote in municipal races.
May God (or Donald Trump) bless him.
This news is actually a relief. Up until now, I thought McClure was a Satan worshiping blood drinker. That's County Council. It's why they never meet in person anymore.