I had always thought Mayor Edwin Pawlowski was the King of Allentown, but during last Summer's Allentown Fair, his throne was usurped by King LegendStatusAllentown. Though he has yet to make his way to City Hall, I suspect it's only a matter of time.
Here's some of his Facebook status updates:
"Welfare office is like a singles bar."
"How do I setup Facebook so only RELEVANT people can comment on my statuses?"
"My future wife probably hasn't even been born yet".
"Last night I got kicked out of someone's house because I 'talked for 45 minutes straight about myself and didn't once ask them how they were doing.' What is wrong with people? When a LEGEND comes through have some respect for a LEGEND & be grateful he's even at your house."
"Got slapped in the face 4-5 times tonight by a chick, to me that's still a successful night".
"DID YOU KNOW?: At my last social security meeting they tried to give me lithium."
"Everyone in my car is on LSD".
"Police pull me over just to say 'hi'".
His band is performing Sunday, 3 pm at Hava Java.
He must be out on work release.