Wednesday, March 06, 2013

I Missed Breakfast With King Edwin

This morning, the Greater Lehigh Valley and Allentown Chamber of Commerce will host its Annual Allentown Mayor’s Breakfast, with Mayor Ed Pawlowski at Muhlenberg College. I had no idea he only ate breakfast once every year, but there it is.

I just found out about this, and the memo says it's sold out.

Maybe next year.

King Edwin will no doubt tell everyone, in a three-hour power point, that Allentown is completely safe, has millions of police officers, billions of jobs and a Rising Tide is transforming the Queen City into Shangri-La.

Pawlowski's campaign manager, Mike Fleck, will be supplying the kool-aid.

Pawlowski will have no time to answer any questions. And Allentown's citizens, which have failed to produce anyone to run against him, will get the government they so richly deserve.

4 comments:

Judge Judy said...

The ACLU beer bash is looking better by the moment

Anonymous said...

I hyave my season tickets for hockey and can't wait. Too bad haters, join the losers for a good cry.

Anonymous said...

Bernie, The cost of a ticket to attend Mayors Breakfeast

Bernie O'Hare said...

I don't have the news release any more and cannot recall the price. It is a bit above my pay grade.