Monday, September 29, 2014
Nazareth Has A New Sticker Bandit
Sometime late last week, someone began plastering Chicago Bulls stickers on Nazareth stop signs. Though these are so large that they clearly impair driver safety and contain only commercial speech, no effort has been made by Nazareth's constabularly to remove these impediments or find out who plastered them. But then again, these stickers don't criticize Police Chief Thomas "Cupcake" Trachta.
One of them is a Masonic symbol.
Trachta and his sidekick, bull-rider Danny Troxell, hate those damn Masons
Better get the ATVs out again.
Trevor Gehret, ringleader of the real Sticker Gang, has condemned these oversized traffic hazards.