Monday, March 05, 2007

CYA Time for Bethlehem School Administrators

Tonight, Bethlehem Area School Superintendent Joseph Lewis will announce the law firm hired to "investigate" circumstances surrounding a middle school principal who managed to get arrested for dealing crystal meth ... from his office ... while nude ... and watching porn films. But Lewis will supervise and direct this investigation, a sure indication that school officials are really just circling the wagons. Update: This principal missed so much work that even the UNIONS were miffed.

16 comments:

Anonymous said...

You forgot to mention the "bizarre sex toys" (as opposed to regular, run-of-the-mill, wholesome sex toys) the police found on his desk next to the marked cash and the meth--including 1 sex toy that had been recently "used."

I understand that police officers are required to always wear latex gloves when collecting evidence--and this was 1 time they were very glad they did.

BTNP

Bernie O'Hare said...

I really didn't want to get into this bc someone told me about the gay porn and there was this time when I really needed the money and well ...

Anonymous said...

STOP! If I hear the story ONE MORE TIME about you giving Ron Angle a lap dance during a County Council meeting, I will tell your inflatable girlfriend!

Bernie O'Hare said...

Don't hate me cause you can't be me.

Anonymous said...

Now that the police are holding all of his "bizarre sex toys" as evidence, how will you ever get Rubber Ducky back?

Bernie O'Hare said...

I have several spares. Picked 'em up at a yard sale in Upper Macungie.

Anonymous said...

And there's probably no sense in you still pretending to be a 7th grader now that your dealer was busted, is there?

Bernie O'Hare said...

Who's pretending?

Anonymous said...

Me and all the uther kids in 6xth grade allways wunndered why u got kalled to the prinsiples offise all the time.

PA progressive said...

It wasn't so bad that he always got called to the principle's office, it was those dirty knees he had when he got back....

Anonymous said...

Rumor has it a certain Northampton County elected official is trying frantically to get someone into the jail to talk to this ex-principal.

Could it be the gay, meth dealer and user Fountain Hill native 'has some real dirt' on people in high places?

Will the principal cop a plea in return for some juicy info?

Stay tuned ...

Anonymous said...

I'm betting the principal has some pictures of Bernie doing some "extra-curricular" activities while pretending to still be in 7th grade.

I mean, how many "7th graders" bring an inflatable doll, a monkey, and a vat of mayonnaise into class for "show and tell"?

Bernie O'Hare said...

You forgot to mention the gerbils.

Anonymous said...

Doesn't matter how much he sings. This guy is going away for a very long mandatory sentence. But, don't feel bad--he's going to make a LOT of new "friends" in prison (and they don't need no stinkin' toys!).

Anonymous said...

... the gerbils don't count because you paid them for their "services."

J. SPIKE ROGAN said...

I wonder if the arresting officer smelled it to see if it was used? lol

Did the principal use the scaface line with his "toy"?

Also the found a used pipe. Don't ask where and what it was used on, ohhhhh!

Plus he only got the bronze for worst person in the world.

I think Coultergiest or Bill O got the Gold.

How much of a A-Hole must a pundit be to beat out this goofball.

Oh yes it was Glen Beck for asking a guest if he could take nude pics of her after the show on the air.

But I diegress.