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Friday, June 12, 2015
Feds Seek 'Roid Rage Suspect at Nazareth Carnival
The Nazareth Carnival had some unlikely visitors last night - the feds. They were looking for Frank Reed, who in a fit of 'roid rage, threatened to make people "bleed" before disappearing from his Upper Nazareth home on Wednesday. At the carnival last night, a person notified police after receiving a threatening call from Reed, who sounded as though he might be at the carnival himself. United States Marshals canvassed the area. According to a Morning Call account, Reed also has a history of heroin abuse.
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Good Luck Trish.
For the long-suffering neighbors of the Wicked Witch of West Easton: They can view the festivities by catching the LANTA 101 bus @ 8:30AM on the corner of Ridge and Freemansburg, and arriving directly at the Courthouse @ 8:36 AM, just before the 9 AM show. Leave your guns, bacon, and yummy vegan cocoa at home.
Please refer to this link for a more accurate report.
http://www.mcall.com/news/breaking/mc-c-frank-reed-nazareth-area-fugitive-20150611-story.html
He was there but they were looking in the wrong place. Trachta was too busy protecting and guarding the cupcake stand.
Nazareth has a criminal alright, a short corpulent deviant who must be stopped. He will god willing once JG is liberated.
8:27AM - You'll be late for court, sweetie. Take your cardboard box, you'll need it. God damn criminals are threatening to take over our country. You belong in SCI with your slab of flab with gift of gab.
"Please refer to this link for a more accurate report.
http://www.mcall.com/news/breaking/mc-c-frank-reed-nazareth-area-fugitive-20150611-story.html"
My story actually links to that account, and adds the events of last night. My story is more current and just as accurate.
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