GOP Controller Write-In Candidate Has Only Voted Five Times

Last week, I told you about modeling hopeful Anthony Catino's write-in campaign for NorCo Controller. He calls himself a "young conservative." He's 28, and that's like a baby on my book. But is he a conservative? That's debatable. Until June 2014, he was a Democrat.

By the by, he's only voted five times. His record at the polls is as spotty as John Brown's.

But he's pretty good at twerking, I'm told. That might come in handy at a Council meeting.

Catino should have voted as many as 20 times by now. Ironically, he is seeking write-in primary votes, but he himself has only ever voted in general elections in 2008, 2010, 2012, 2013 and last year.

In 2013, when Brown was running for Executive, Catino voted as a Democrat.

In a recent Facebook entry, Catino describes the Controller as "a third leg of government independent of the county executive and council." I see. I guess the judiciary is not a branch of government. He's a little light when it comes to county government.

But that's to be expected from an aspiring model who took this marvelous selfie in drag.. Maybe that's his Easter dress.