Somebody must be slipping funny stuff in Pat Robertson's age-defying protein shake again. Last night, he told his CBN 700 Club audience that the Kerry joke and recent Iranian missile tests are a gift to Republicans from on High.
But the Almighty flatly denies He had anything to do with either incident. In a late night telephone interview, he said "Look, I'm getting a little sick and tired of that old bastard. Wait until the next time he tries to do a 2,000 pound leg press. Missile tests a gift from Me? What the hell is he smoking? If I wanted to send a gift, I might send a coffee mug or something, but missile tests?" Before I could ask another question, the Omnipotent One hung up. I think he's pissed. It's thundering all over.