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Tuesday, November 21, 2006

The Lehigh Valley's New Love Muffin

Late last week, Naked Lehigh County Blogger released her "top ten" list of the Lehigh Valley's sexiest bloggers. She admits the "list is pretty pitiful, but remember, it consists mostly of men who spend way too much time on their computers, so personal hygiene might not be their highest priority."

Well, of course, she had to rate her husband as her number one guy. But guess who's Number 2?

Moi!

That's right, bippy, I'm a hunka hunka burnin' love! If there's any doubt in your mind, these are the sensual words Naked Lehigh County Blogger uses to describe me. "One of my favorite foils. Yes, he is a mean old ornery goat, but I'm sure there is a soulmate out there for him somewhere, perhaps in a Russian bride catalogue. The picture he puts up of his physical injuries do induce feelings of pity....NOT!!! All I can say is, Damn, that is one big SCHNOZZ!! Jimmy Durante would be jealous!"

I've been called number two daily now for many years, so this is no surprise to me. I've promised LVDem I'd be nice to him for a few days, so I won't tell you he didn't even make the cut.

And I don't have to look through a catalogue. I've already have an offer from the beautiful woman whose picture is attached to this post.

7 comments:

Dem Fly on the wall said...

Bernie, The Glamboys in Hollyweord are looking to for someone to play the Jimmy Durante character in a remake of the movie, "It's a MAd Mad Mad Mad World." I sent them your blog picture. I don't know if they will need a stunt double though, they might just film the crash scene in the beginning with you in the car. The Character does die, you know. LOLOLOL!

Anonymous said...

I never realized it, but O'Hare looks a lot like Mr. Bean.

PA progressive said...

Damn, I hate to see the bloggers further down her list!

Nature Boy said...

Hey...lucky for you, Bernie...homely's the new hot.

Bernie O'Hare said...

Nature Boy, If homely is the new hot, look for me in GQ.

Bernie O'Hare said...

PaPro, What can I say? I think I beat you by "a nose."

Nature Boy said...

GQ? Hell I expect that mug 'o yours to replace Clooney's on the cover of next year's People Magazine's Sexiest Man Alive issue.