
A few weeks ago, during a Northampton County Council meeting, John Stoffa wisely said that a little knowledge is dangerous. This weekend, I was downright lethal. Let me tell you why.
On Friday, I got word that Ken Matthews, who was managing Tony Phillips' Allentown mayoral campaign, had suddenly called it a day. I tried contacting him, but all I had was one of his rather cryptic emails. He's not talking, at least not yet. While wondering about that, I received news that Tony had been caught, red-handed, trolling the Internet on his
Facebook page, seeking sexual favors from women.
Ah ha!
Suddenly, the pieces game together. Tony Phillips is a sex maniac, and Ken Matthews must have left in righteous indignation. I immediately visited Tony's Facebook page, but the site has been scrubbed. All I could see were innocuous exchanges, which even included props for joining some group called
Keep Sex Offenders Off Of Facebook.
Today, I digged for the dirt like the bottom feeder you all know and love. Sure, I'm no King Edwin fan, but I sure as hell don't want to see Allentown ruled by some pimp daddy who uses the city web page to solicit his victims.
Last night, after scouring the Internet, I finally got the goods. Sure, it's been deleted, but with a cache search, it popped up. What I found is exactly one
Facebook conversation between Tony, a single guy, and some unhappily married woman from North Carolina. Someone with access to Tony's Facebook page plastered it on
Get Satisfaction, a community powered customer service group, where it was just as promptly removed as inappropriate.
What a disappointment!
Instead of all kinds of salacious talk, this conversation reveals a rather lonely single guy who has spent a lot of time on the campaign trail without female companionship. Yes, the woman says
"mmmmmmmmm" an awful lot. Yes, it ends with a rather strange discussion of scuba gear and tossed salad, but hey, it could have been worse. It could have been gerbils, which always enter into my private conversations. This was no sex-crazed maniac, just some guy who expresses concerns about even speaking to a married woman and who is initially so prudish he's called a virgin.
Most importantly, he thought his conversation was private.
9:22pmCouncilman Tony
didn't you say this was visible to others9:22pmDelores
only if u write on the wall
y9:22pmCouncilman Tony
wanted to b clear 9:22pmDeloresu got something to hide9:23pmCouncilman Tony
no
So if this private conversation is so innocent, why link to it and invade his privacy? Because I'm a miserable bastard. Until I saw it, I had assumed the worst. I was expecting inflatable dolls, cheerleader outfits and leather boots. But it's a real let down, especially from someone rumored to be such a womanizer. Even I could do better. But if I left this conversation to your imagination, many of you might think the worst, too.
Some of you are probably shocked, just shocked, that Tony Phillips would dare speak to a woman. He's running for Mayor, not Pope. You might also argue that, regardless of Tony's innocuous behavior, a mayoral candidate should know better than to engage in a conversation like that online. He's running for Mayor, not IT Director.
Now if you'll excuse me, I have an online date.
Update: In today's
Morning Call account, a portion of Tony's exchange is excerpted. I do that, too. To provide some context, I decided to include the entire conversation, from beginning to end. Now remember, this conversation was placed on the Internet by someone who claims to be the female participant. She asks this question:
"is this the kind o man we want to mayor for Allentown? 1st he had a woman at the park n now he is tryin to pick women uo on facebook. Shame on Tony Phillips." That seems a little odd.
wazup
9:20pmDelores
hey
9:21pmCouncilman Tony
just checking to see if you were on
9:21pmDelores
hey sexy
9:22pmCouncilman Tony
didn't you say this was visible to others
9:22pmDelores
only if u write on the wall
y
9:22pmCouncilman Tony
wanted to b clear
9:22pmDelores
u got something to hide
9:23pmCouncilman Tony
no
9:23pmDelores
r u married?
9:23pmCouncilman Tony
no
9:23pmDelores
mmmmmmmmmmm
9:23pmCouncilman Tony
u noticed that immediately
9:24pmDelores
sure did
9:24pmCouncilman Tony
sharp eye
9:24pmDelores
read up on u but nothing about family
9:24pmCouncilman Tony
never to sure about net
9:25pmDelores
what do u mean
9:25pmCouncilman Tony
there is more to the story
9:25pmDelores
talk to me
9:26pmCouncilman Tony
not sure what is accessible
i like a direct medium of communication
9:27pmDelores
well since u r runnin 4 mayor i figure u would be married w a family n so on
9:27pmCouncilman Tony
well not sure what to say
9:28pmDelores
the truth
9:28pmCouncilman Tony
what truth
9:28pmDelores
tell me about urself
r u single?
9:29pmCouncilman Tony
i think i start with the truth with no to ur question
9:29pmDelores
o
omg
so u play
9:29pmCouncilman Tony
can
9:30pmDelores
u can
would u travel to play
9:30pmCouncilman Tony
yes, where?
to talk......
9:31pmDelores
nc
9:31pmCouncilman Tony
i have family there, where?
9:32pmDelores
willin
9:32pmCouncilman Tony
provide another medium of communication if u can
9:33pmDelores
excuz me
9:33pmCouncilman Tony
where is willin exactly in nc
9:34pmDelores
willington
9:34pmCouncilman Tony
a more direct form of communication if u can or like
about an hour south of Kinston
9:34pmDelores
i married too
yes
9:34pmCouncilman Tony
u r married?
9:35pmDelores
yes
9:35pmCouncilman Tony
y r u playing
9:35pmDelores
y r u playin
9:35pmCouncilman Tony
single
dangerous game
9:36pmDelores
thought u said yes that u r married
really
9:36pmCouncilman Tony
no
when asked I said NO
9:36pmDelores
u mean when i asked
9:36pmCouncilman Tony
yes
9:36pmDelores
lol
9:37pmCouncilman Tony
what
9:37pmDelores
hav u ever been married?
9:37pmCouncilman Tony
yes
9:37pmDelores
hav u ever cheated?
9:38pmCouncilman Tony
is that where u r, about cheating
9:39pmDelores
u did not answer my quest.?
9:39pmCouncilman Tony
?????
9:39pmDelores
do u do that alot?
9:39pmCouncilman Tony
no
to ur question
what do i do alot
9:40pmDelores
all men cheat
9:41pmCouncilman Tony
i guess all the men u know
9:41pmDelores
hav u ever dated a latin woman before?
9:41pmCouncilman Tony
all this is flattering but u r not available
yes i have dated several and they r etched i my memory
9:42pmDelores
i could make myself avail. in a quickness
really
u couldn't handle this one.lol
u scared
hello
9:44pmCouncilman Tony
how so AVAILABLE in a qiuckness explain
9:45pmDelores
well, this ahole doesn't deserve me
need to move on
9:47pmDelores
r u there
9:47pmCouncilman Tony
ok what this mean
9:48pmDelores
well, u know that u had no clue who i was wheen i rquested u
u liked mine pic n me u
9:49pmCouncilman Tony
what does that mean
9:49pmDelores
u came back online to chat
9:49pmCouncilman Tony
thanks for requesting me i never left the chat
9:50pmDelores
what did u8 want to chat about?
politics
9:50pmCouncilman Tony
that was a nice pic of u workout much
9:50pmDelores
yes
i compete
2nd place twice
9:51pmCouncilman Tony
compete awesome
9:52pmDelores
how fit r u?
i read that u teach
my husband does too
9:53pmCouncilman Tony
former athlete wrestler, body weight appropriate to height
9:53pmDelores
mmmmmmmmmmmmm
9:53pmCouncilman Tony
still maintain tone
9:54pmDelores
i bet
9:54pmCouncilman Tony
what's with ur relationship
9:54pmDelores
he is verbally abusive
calls me all kinds of names
when does a wman say enough
9:55pmCouncilman Tony
sounds like u r comfortable and he provides but sounds like he adventures out
9:55pmDelores
u think
9:55pmCouncilman Tony
sorry he is abusive
just reading into ur cheating comments
9:56pmDelores
k
poeple cheat for a reason
9:56pmCouncilman Tony
hey if you have a cell can u call me
do u think he is cheating or that where u want to go
no response
9:58pmDelores
i hav no clue w him. i used to love him
now i am wonderin how to get out
9:58pmCouncilman Tony
so what kind of ans to the second part of the question
just make up ur mind and do it.
do u work
9:59pmDelores
wish it was that easy
no
only me to do is compete when he ssays so
r u there
10:00pmCouncilman Tony
he's controling
10:00pmDelores
right now he is sleepin
u could say that
10:01pmCouncilman Tony
what r u looking for
10:01pmDelores
lookin for?
10:02pmCouncilman Tony
yeah looking for
10:02pmDelores
in a relationship?
10:03pmCouncilman Tony
ok then r u looking for a sounding board
10:04pmDelores
i do not understand
bigmike is ur friend
comedian
10:04pmCouncilman Tony
no on this conversation and chat session
what don't u understand
yes
yes
10:05pmDelores
he wants to be my friend
is my pic on ur wall?
10:05pmCouncilman Tony
hey r u seeking something other than conversation
yes ur pic is on my wall
10:06pmDelores
a friend
plz take off
10:06pmCouncilman Tony
cool
10:06pmDelores
all ur friends wants to be my friend
10:06pmCouncilman Tony
if u want me to do so
10:06pmDelores
plz
10:07pmCouncilman Tony
do u think it is because of how u look
10:07pmDelores
i hav no clue
10:07pmCouncilman Tony
don't friend them if they r men for the apparent reason
10:07pmDelores
what do u think?
10:08pmCouncilman Tony
as i said before it is awesome
10:08pmDelores
k
ty
10:08pmCouncilman Tony
ty????
10:08pmDelores
thank u 4 the complement
10:08pmCouncilman Tony
what was that ty
10:09pmDelores
thank you
u must not chat much
virgen
mmmmmmmmmmmmmm
i like
10:09pmCouncilman Tony
hey friend i am flatter but u must be clear as to ur intentions
u got me
10:10pmDelores
to be ur friend
10:10pmCouncilman Tony
r u still chatting with me
10:10pmDelores
yes
10:11pmCouncilman Tony
k
10:11pmDelores
so u want to be my friend?
10:11pmCouncilman Tony
u r a pleasure to chat with
that a good start
10:11pmDelores
ty
u too
10:12pmCouncilman Tony
u were very forward and now u r in reserve mode
that's ok
i will remove u from my wall now
10:13pmDelores
i told u about my relationship. u haven't told me about u
ever been married?
10:14pmCouncilman Tony
can i save it there is not much to tell. it went south and two adults went their seperate ways
I told u i had been married but u missed it
10:14pmDelores
what happen
10:15pmCouncilman Tony
no blame history book closed
10:15pmDelores
wow
10:15pmCouncilman Tony
some people cut their losses and move on
10:15pmDelores
i feel like a fool
losses
10:16pmCouncilman Tony
u got do what have too
10:16pmDelores
so u r datin
10:16pmCouncilman Tony
no campaigning
10:16pmDelores
no play
10:16pmCouncilman Tony
none
10:16pmDelores
u too ine
fine
come on
10:17pmCouncilman Tony
NONE at all
10:17pmDelores
what a waste
10:17pmCouncilman Tony
don't think about play
where r u going with this
10:18pmDelores
u must be a strong man
10:18pmCouncilman Tony
i do my best
10:18pmDelores
just small talk
10:18pmCouncilman Tony
i hear u
i need focus
u playing
be honest
10:19pmDelores
playin w wht
what
a man
10:19pmCouncilman Tony
yes
10:20pmDelores
this is the 1st time i ever chatted w a man online.
hav not yet played.
10:20pmCouncilman Tony
seeking a playmate
10:20pmDelores
nah
i do fine w myself
lol
i dj alote
10:21pmCouncilman Tony
dj as in music
10:21pmDelores
lol
no
on myself
hello
10:22pmCouncilman Tony
i got it
10:22pmDelores
lol
10:22pmCouncilman Tony
u go girl
haha
10:22pmDelores
lol
u like
10:23pmCouncilman Tony
yesssss
10:23pmDelores
mmmmmmmmmmmmm
me too
10:24pmCouncilman Tony
just got a visual
omg
10:24pmDelores
i guess u could call me a freak
here too
10:25pmCouncilman Tony
long or short moments
u freak
10:25pmDelores
o baby, long n hard
10:25pmCouncilman Tony
now
10:26pmDelores
o yes
10:26pmCouncilman Tony
too much for me
omg
wtf
10:26pmDelores
come on i know u can hang
wtf
10:27pmCouncilman Tony
moisture pasture
10:27pmDelores
yes
we hav been chattin for awhile
10:27pmCouncilman Tony
can only wish i was a digit
10:27pmDelores
do u like salad
10:28pmCouncilman Tony
u r correct
10:28pmDelores
ur salad toss
10:28pmCouncilman Tony
yes like a rabbit
very much so
10:28pmDelores
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
10:29pmCouncilman Tony
u would have to dig me out of the rabbit hole by my ears
scuba gear required
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