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Wednesday, June 20, 2007

Tom Severson's Profitable World of Sleaze Politics

He may be a political genius.

But he's also the king of sleazeball politics.

That's Tom Severson, whose Precision Marketing Inc., is just one of the companies he uses to launch smear campaigns. His company motto - "It's time to play hardball. Precision Marketing Inc. -- when you want to play to win."

Severson is the first person locally to overlay US Census and other available data sources with voter files and phone records to create some very good targeted voter lists. He maximizes the impact of mailings and call centers. He simply destroys those without these abilities.

He didn't do this on his own. He's a logo watch salesman. But someone who understood computers partnered with Severson. And life was good. By 1991, Severson and partner Jim Corsa were grossing $750,000. Then Tom got sneaky and greedy. He accepted clients behind his partner's back, including a three-year deal with state senate republicans, valued at $627,000. Corsa sued, and Severson eventually settled the claim.

Another tactic Severson introduced to the Lehigh Valley was push polling, the use of anonymous phone calls to cast a candidate in a bad light. That's what he did to Jerry Seyfried in 1989.

Those tactics are criticized by former Norco Councilman Jim Hemstreet. "If telephone calls are being made ... you have a right to know who you're talking to, what they're paid ... .That is really deceptive campaigning. It's like turning your campaign over to a hired gun."

Another Severson trait is a total lack of allegiance. He sells out to the highest bidder. He has big state republican contracts, and when he polls, he'll drop in a question for one of his local candidates, who gets a discount. Since his inhouse call center and mailing house are funded by the state republicans, local republicans get upset when he runs campaigns against them.

He'll poll to pick winners, and then works for those already ahead. His favorite tactic is to bash his opponent with a smear campaign. Here's a few examples of Severson patterns over the years.

1989 - L. Jack Bradt was far behind Jerry Seyfried in the polls. But the week before the election, anonymous telephone calls rang through the Lehigh Valley, painting Seyfried as a Chrin lackey. Jerry still managed to win, but by fewer than fewer than 700 votes. Bradt paid Precision Marketing over $61,000. Cha ching.

1991 - John Morganelli spent $32,169 with Severson to oust three-term incumbent Don Corriere. During that campaign, Corriere charged that Severson used phone solicitors posing as reps of the state ethics commission.

1992 - After Congressman Don Ritter inceremoniously dumps Severson as a campaign consultant, Severson goes to work for challenger Paul McHale.

1993 - Jerry Seyfried uses Severson for his re-election bid, even though Severson worked against him in the last campaign. This time, Jerry loses.

1998 - Mudslinging is rampant in a GOP primary for a state house seat between Dave Bausch and Rima Fahl. That Severson name pops up.

2006 - In a primary race for state rep., Joe Brennan is viciously slammed in a postcard attack as a "criminal who can't be trusted." Brennan blames Severson for the slime campaign. Opponent Rybak admits using Severson, but no payments are ever listed on Rybak's campaign finance reports.

2006 - Severson's Precision Marketing rakes in a whopping $1,397,868.88 from candidates seeking state office. Much of this comes from the state republican committee. Amazingly, this figure does not include local or out-of-state races, or payments made to Severson's other companies.

2007 - Severson's Precision Marketing paid $67,000 by Bucks County taxpayers for a mailing from Bucks County commissioners right before the election.

So what do local pols think of this guy? I'll tell you later this week.

Bloggers note: Factual averments not directly linked were obtained from Morning Call archives.

Tuesday, June 19, 2007

Senator Boscola Will Retain COS Who Made Sexist and Misogynistic Remarks

Some inside scuttlebutt.

State senator Lisa Boscola will retain potty-mouth Bernie Kieklak as her chief of staff. She makes this decision with complete knowledge that her number one's vocabulary includes a lot of number two. She does so knowing that Kieklak has no remorse, as indicated by statements like "Do you think I care?" and "I do not regret a single thing I have ever done in my entire life". She is ignoring overwhelming pressure to dump him.

Kieklak will be forced to undergo anger management counseling and agree to an official sounding "condition of employment" that means nothing. Maybe wash his mouth out with soap, too.

Expect the news to hit the mainstream very soon.

Update: Mainstream Micek, our spy from inside the land of midnight payraises, cautions us to be ... well ... more cautious. "State Sen. Lisa Boscola, D-Northampton, Will announce the fate of embattled aide Bernie Kieklak today. Despite what you may have read elsewhere, there hasn't been a formal announcement yet. Stay tuned today. We'll bring you the news as it happens." Inside word is that potty-mouth stays.

BernieGate - Day 6

June 13 A.M.: The Morning Call reports sexist and misogynistic remarks that Bernie Kieklak, chief of staff to state senator Lisa Boscola, published on this blog. His remarks to the press? "Do you think I care?" Boscola's public statement? ''What, do you want me to fire him now?''

June 13 P.M.: Kieklak, who fails to appear for work, offers his resignation, but Boscola won't accept it. Kieklak tell the press. "I do not regret a single thing I have ever done in my entire life."

June 14: Although Kieklak and Boscola are scheduled to meet, they both dodge the press.

June 15: Boscola's office confirms she met with Kieklak, but no decision is made and Boscola goes on vacation for the weekend.

June 16: Nothing new.

June 17: Nothing new.

June 18: Nothing new.

Is this leadership?

Tom Severson, King of Sleazeball Politics, Behind Monahan Smear

On Friday, I told you about the primary race for Easton's magisterial district of Williams Township, Glendon Borough and Easton's south side. Brian Monahan, a Republican lawyer, was in a three-way battle with designer Cindy Greene, another Republican, and Easton councilman Dan Corpora, a Democrat.

About a week before the election, the bombs started dropping, not from the sky, but from mailboxes. In three massive mailings, Monahan was unfairly and maliciously tarnished as an unethical lawyer who obstructed justice. He was accused of preventing "the prosecution of a heinous double murder," a blatant lie! The author of these defamatory attacks? He refused to identify himself.

Naturally, Monahan initially assumed he was being attacked by one of his opponents. But as bad as he felt, his opponents were even more depressed. You see, they were blameless. I spoke to both of them at the time. You could hear it in their voices. Disgust.

Corpora learned this mailing came from the same bulk mail permit he used for his own campaign literature. And Cindy Greene was immediately accused of trying to knock Monahan off so she could get the republican nod.

I spoke to Corpora and Greene yesterday. Dan tells me, "I have a lot of respect for Brian and what he's accomplished," and was very proud of the positive campaign. He's still quite upset over what has happened. Cindy is even more specific. "I am just so aggravated. I see a lot of people are turned off by politics." Greene tells me that on election day, a few voters marched up to her and said, "I'm not voting for a mudslinger. I'll vote for Monahan."

Severson's Bogus "John Doe" Report

Last Thursday, the anonymous culprit who attempted unsuccessfully to sleaze Monahan crawled out from under his rock to file a 30 day post primary report as an "independent expenditure." Identifying himself as John Doe, he claimed one payment of $861.91 to Precision Marketing for mail on May 21, nearly a week after the primary, long after the three mailings had gone out.

Although still claiming to be "John Doe," this anonymous filer is known to me. He's Tom Severson, owner of Precision Marketing and King of Sleazeball politics.

How do I know this? Not long after the mailings went out, I talked to District Attorney John Morganelli. I told him he could send a detective with Pat Vulcano, the bulk mail permit holder, and get all the records for the bulk mail permit. That way we'd know how much was paid for these three mailings and who sent them.

"I'm not going to do that."

"Why not?"

"I already know who sent those mailers. It's Severson."

Morganelli assures me anonymous mailers are legal, and handed me a pile of memos to that effect, but they involve inadvertent violations of elections laws. This is something different. I told John the law may permit anonymous mailings, but the person who pays for them must be identified. Finally, I told John these mailings violate other sections of the elections code, relating to reports.

"We'll have to wait and see," John smiled. John and Tom are pals, and it's time he refers this to the AG without running interference for Severson.

What election laws are we talking about?

According to our Elections Code,

* A person who pays for a direct mailing designed to influence an election must "clearly and conspicuously" identify himself. The author can be anonymous, but the person who pays must disclose.

* Any person who spends more than $100 to advocate the defeat of a clearly identified candidate, is subject to the same reporting requirements as any candidate or committee.

* Any person making an independent expenditure of $500 or more after the final pre-election report, must report that expenditure within 24 hours.

* Violating these laws is a misdemeanor that can get you two years in Northampton County's overcrowded slammer, and District Attorney John Morganelli or Attorney General Tom Corbett has full authority to prosecute.

Severson, who paid money to defeat Monahan, failed to identify himself. He clearly paid more than $500 to send these mailers about a week before the election, but did not report this expenditure within 24 hours. His "John Doe" report, in which he refuses to identify himself, is a mockery because it's clear that three mass mailings cost much more than $861, and those payments were made before the primary.

Cindy Greene has yet to file her post-election report. She was at the beach last week.

Here's what she tells me, "Why file anything? A lot of people don't even want to vote anymore. I can guarantee you I don't get any special privileges. I am going to pay a late fee, but some people are above the law."

She also raises a pretty good question. How the hell does an anonymous John Doe get his signature notarized? "What does he do, whip out a license showing his name is John Doe?"

Severson's "John Doe" report is notarized by Priscilla M Jroski, a notary presumably following the directions of Severson's lawyers, the Leeson law offices. As much as I respect the lawyers in that firm, this is bullshit. A notary exists to identify the person appearing before her, not obscure that person. She must have personal knowledge or satisfactory evidence in the form of a driver's license or other form of identification.

The report is a sham. Norco elections solicitor Chris Spadoni told the Express Times he's never seen anything like it. That's because it totally defeats the purpose of our campaign finance laws, which are intended to encourage disclosure, not hide expenditures in a shroud of secrecy.

Who is Tom Severson, and why is he after Monahan? I'll answer those questions later this week.

Monday, June 18, 2007

Bernie Kieklak Parodies Galore!

I'm no early bird. I need all the beauty sleep I can get. But at the crack of dawn today, my phone was blaring like a fog horn.

I stumbled to the phone, stubbing my toe in the process, and finally got there in writhing agony. The lady at the other end, a woman I work with, was "cackling maniacally."

"Bernie, have you checked out Bill White's column today. Bernie K is a pirate, trying to pick up the ladies in a bar."

"Arrrghhh." (Not a pirate sound, it's my damn toe).

I've checked out Bill's column, and it's one of his funniest. It was worth the early call. Even the stubbed toe.

There are more parodies at LV Poliblog and LV Road Rage.

Shiver me timbers!

Wit & Wisdom of State Senator Lisa Boscola's COS Bernie Kieklak

For the past few days, Bernie Kieklak has been in hot water over sexist and misogynist remarks on this blog. He's state senator Lisa Boscola's chief of staff, and she incredibly claims she had no idea he was like that. Since November, BTNP, aka Bernie Kieklak, has shared his views on political players and issues. I'm sharing some of his views with you.

On Michael Molovinsky, former Allentown mayoral candidate:

What a major league douchebag! Whenever I see ego-idiots, assholes, phoneys, fakes, and political poseurs like this dickhead, I immediately think: "Less competition."

P.S. Listen, numbnuts, why don't you try getting elected dog-fucking-catcher or Village Idiot before you continue your fantasizing, mental masturbating, and pretending that you're actually smarter than ANY elected official, anywhere, on any planet.

P.P.S. You couldn't lick Don Cunningham's ass if NASA trained you to do it.


On Mike Fleck, former Easton mayoral candidate:

Fleck is a moron. (And I mean no disrespect to all the morons visiting this blog... but THIS GUY really is your king!) I know for a fact he fucks fat girls. * * * Fleck is an idiot . . . and I mean no disrepect to all the idiots out there, but this guy really IS your King.

On civilians in Iraq:

Fuck 'em all! Get our troops outta there, drop the big nuke, and let Allah sort 'em out...

On The Morning Call: REPUBLICAN PAPER. REPUBLICAN PAPER. REPUBLICAN PAPER. REPUBLICAN PAPER. ... Charlie Dent could fart tomorrow and he'd get accolades on the front page. If a Dem did that, the paper would blast him or her for causing global warming!

On Morning Call State Editor Pete Lefler: The bottom line is that Pete Fucking Lefler coddles Republicans (I mean, can his tongue get any further up Dent's colon?) and despises local Democrats.

On Express Times Managing Editor Jim Deegan: I've also heard from good friends of mine in the Express-Times newsroom that sometimes, when Deegan doesn't comb his hair "just right," you can see the numerals "666" on his scalp.I know what you're thinking... if the Anti-Christ was going to take the shape of ANY human being on the planet, why wouldn't he choose a MUCH BETTER (less repulsive) shape than Deegan?

On Dent's political consultant, Shawn Millan: I respect and admire Shawn because he is really and truly "the Lehigh Valley's Karl Rove." Plus, he had the class to send Lisa flowers on an occasion or two in the past, which shows how effective he is on so many levels.

On fellow blogger BillyBytes: Billy Fucking Givens IS the biggest, dumbest asshole in the universe. Long may he reign as Surrogate Super Idiot for all those villages around the world that lack one.

Bernie Kieklack to me: WHY CAN'T WE ALL GET ALONG?

Benefit Concert for Family of Fallen Nazareth Police Chief on June 22

The Holy Family Social Club in Nazareth will host a benefit concert on Friday, June 22, between 8:00 PM and midnight, for the family of Nazareth Police Chief Bruce Ruch, who passed away recently after a lengthy illness. Bands featured include 9919, Point-O-Eight, Magic Bean and Doll. Tickets are just $12, and a famous Martin guitar will be raffled off.

You can pick up tickets at the Holy Family Social Club or Nazareth News Agency (Java Lounge).

Update: Reporter JD Malone at The Express Times has written a small story about this fundraiser. Organizer Chris Thomas says it best. "It's all about a community coming together to support a family who lost a loved one who had given so much to Nazareth."

Friday, June 15, 2007

Tom Severson's Precision Marketing Behind Dirty Campaign Against Monahan

In the primary race for Easton's magisterial district of Williams Township, Glendon Borough and Easton's south side, things got ugly. Smear tactics, or guerrilla politics, victimized Brian Monahan, a Republican lawyer in a three-way battle with designer Cindy Greene, another Republican, and Easton councilman Dan Corpora, a Democrat. Both Corpora and Greene convincingly deny being involved in dirty politics, but someone was trying hard to trash Monahan. And it's someone who knows how campaigns work.


Anonymous mailers viciously distorted Monahan's career as a defense attorney. It is impossible to defend against them without violating attorney-client privilege. Monahan is falsely accused of preventing "the prosecution of a heinous double murder." "We deserve an ethical judge who will be tough on crime - NOT Brian Monahan!" Of course, the candidates suspected each other, but they were all innocent. Unfortunately, this anonymous smear also probably turned off a lot of voters. Why bother?

These unsigned mailers violate The Elections Code. A person who pays for a direct mailing designed to influence an election must "clearly and conspicuously" identify himself. That's the rule, bippy. The author can be anonymous but the person who pays for it must identify himself. And any person who spends more than $100 to advocate the defeat of a clearly identified candidate, is subject to the same reporting requirements as any candidate or committee. Violating these laws is a misdemeanor that can get you two years in Northampton County's overcrowded slammer.

Yesterday, a "John Doe" report was filed in the elections office, revealing that $861.91 was paid to Tom Severson's Precision Marketing on May 21 to oppose Monahan's election. So, as some of your probably guessed long ago, we now know that Tom Severson is the bastard behind the smear campaign against Monahan.

The expenditures occurred before, and not after, the primary. This bogus report was prepared and filed only because Severson knows I'm on to him. It's not going to help. Because more than $500 was spent to influence an election after the final preelection reports were due, Severson was obligated to disclose the expenditure within 24 hours of his visit to the post office. He didn't.

Oopsie!

Severson is laughing at us all, and has made a mockery of our election finance laws. He thinks he can ignore election finance laws because of his friendship with District Attorney John Morganelli. He had better think again.

I'll have more on this next week.

Eulogy for Boscola COS Bernie Kieklak, ... by Bernie Kieklak

Blogger's Note: BTNP wrote this himself, back in March.

CNN/AP/FOX NEWS/AL JAZEERA -- The war in Iraq, the death of Anna Nicole Smith, and the firings of 93 U.S. Attorneys-General took a back seat to breathtaking news out of Bethlehem, Pennsylvania today.

Political blogger Bernie O'Hare won a highly publicized wager with an idiot aide to a local State Senator that has sent shock waves throughout this quiet hamlet.

O'Hare, a known child pornographer who lives in sin with an inflatable girlfriend at a well-known crack house, was carried through the streets of town in a celebration described as "bigger than 100 Mardi Gras."

The public orgy included a military marching band, 4 hours of fireworks, and Mayor John Callahan, who presented O'Hare with the key to the City, a summons for fondling homeless people, and The Medal of the Highest Order of Purple Heart Pains-in-the-Asses.

A Catholic priest also exorcised 100 demons from O'Hare on the very spot at the Bethlehem Comfort Suites where The Blessed Virgin Mary gave birth to Baby Jesus.

School children joined the Mormon Tabernacle Choir in singing "O, Little Town of Bethlehem" during O'Hare's coronation ceremony. The planned "Virgin Sacrifice" was canceled due to the inability of local officials to identify a single virgin within the tri-state area.

O'Hare, who wore his high-school prom dress for the occasion, was humble as ever in front of the throng of international reporters, papparazzi, and inflatable groupies who numbered in the thousands.

"I'm the smartest person on the planet and I'm always right," O'Hare said.

Meanwhile, the idiot Senate aide, Bernard Kieklak, was shackled and locked in stocks in the town square until his boss, Senator Lisa Boscola, doused him with 15 gallons of gasoline and set him ablaze with the designer Gucci flame-thrower she always carries in her purse.

As the flames consumed him, Kieklak could be heard to shout, "I was wrong and I admit it. Bernie O'Hare was right. And I apologize to Lefler and Micek for saying such stupid things... and at least I don't have to kiss Jolly Joe!"

There are no funeral arrangements planned. No one liked him, not even his friends.

I am Not Bernard Kieklak: I am St. Bernard

My full name is Bernard Vincent O'Hare III. Sounds pretty distinguished, eh?

Not in grade school. Not when kids call you Bernard the turd.

We O'Hares have no imagination. The first male who pops out of the oven is always named Bernard. My son is Bernard, too. He's Bernard Vincent O'Hare IV, or Bernard the fart. His son most likely will be Bernard Vincent O'Hare V, or Bernard the filth. It's boring, but a great way to evade creditors.

We're a dynasty.

All this brings me to yesterday's email from Chris Casey. It includes a warning from his wife. "Last night Mrs. Casey turned to me and said that Channel 69 was doing you a disservice. They kept showing your picture from your blog on each newscast, and she felt that people would think that you, Bernie O'Hare, was Bernie Kieklak, Boscola's COS." I quickly brushed these concerns aside.

Who could possibly be that stupid?

I found out. When I finally made it to the local courthouse today, where I search titles to support my luxurious lifestyle, I got the cold shoulder from nearly everyone. They usually don't act that way when I shower, and today I even flossed!

I'd walk into a room, and people suddenly would clam up. The recorder's office was as quiet as a funeral home. I checked my zipper, but all was secure.

Silence.

Finally, late this afternoon, a young lady I know called me. Her boyfriend actually works at Channel 69, and told her I had said all kinds of disgusting things about women.

"Huh?"

"Yeah, it was on, like ... the news, Bernie. There was even a picture of your blog and you and that Rob Vaughn dude and he said you were saying real gross things and ..."


"It wasn't me."

"Duh, yeah ... right! I know how stupid you get."

"It was a different Bernie."

It took awhile, but I think she believes me now.

I am not BTNP. Nor Bernie Takes NO Prisoners. Nor Bernie Kieklak. Nor St. Bernard.

I am Bernard the turd.

Thursday, June 14, 2007

Embattled Boscola Aide Sheds a Few Crocodile Tears

Bernie Kieklak's sexist and misogynist verbal acrobatics have led to a media feeding frenzy, including a front page news story and a record 2,762 hits on this blog. Yet he rages against the dying of the light. ''Do you think I care?'' That's his response when asked whether his remarks might offend others. Yesterday, he offered his resignation , not as an act of contrition, but because he's a "political liability." "I do not regret a single thing I have ever done in my entire life."

His trips to the confessional must be brief.

Last night, Kieklak, known in Blogistan as BTNP, sent me a few crocodile tears that increasingly became less apologetic.


Apology Version 1

I want to apologize to Sam Bennett for what I said.

I want to apologize to Joe Long for what I said.

I want to apologize to Charlie Dent for what I said.

I want Shawn Mullin to know that I meant every word that I said (because it was all good)!

I want to apologize to any Blogospherian who was even mildly offended by what I posted on your site.

Apology Version 2, a little later that night

The blogosphere was meant to push the limits and do what the mainstream press was afraid to do.

Most blog surfers know when someone's exaggerating for effect and putting on a persona (like with LV Housewife).

But, obviously you really are beholden to what the Morning Call says about your blog. And sensitive to "their standards" of what is acceptable for you to post.

You are a good sheep.

Go for vanilla. That's just what they want you to do.

Be bland, be safe, and be irrelevant for the rest of your life.

Apology Version 3, a lot later that night

Both posts to the women were pure Archie Bunker and everyone knew it but you. And it WAS priceless when she replied (in an innocent voice): "I don't even own any pumps!"

Lisa has personally received far worse e-mails/posts purporting to be "real accounts" of what she allegedly did in public, but neither her nor I ran to press to cry about them. And, if we had, they would not have considered them "news." You ignore idiots and what they say.

You keep writing about Lower Macungie and open records. Pat yourself on the back. What a difference you make.

Beginning to get the impression Kieklak feels this hulabaloo is little more than a nuisance from his inferiors?

He needs to go.

Kieklak's blog persona no different than what he has demonstrated in Harrisburg.


What's even more disturbing, is that Kieklak's most recent tirade is part of a pattern demonstrated long ago, and with Lisa Boscola's complete approval. He had been forced to work for another state senator, but wanted to return badly. So he ran Lisa's chief of staff out of office. His modus operandi? According to a 2001 Morning Call article, a series of stinging and profanity-laced emails.

"You've worked here three goddam weeks and think people should kiss your [expletive]?" ...

"I refuse to be treated like [expletive] by a glorified [expletive] secretary who thinks she can tell me what to do because she has no clue what she, herself, should do as Miss Chiefy."

"I work for the [expletive] Leader. I don't need to talk to you about a [expletive] single thing EVER ..."

Beginning to get the impression that BTNP's blog personality is pretty much the same as the person writing those goofy emails in Boscola's office?

He needs to go.

Update: Notice the haughty disdain a state senate staffer has for a good government measure like open records? It's nice to know that Lisa Boscola is trying to keep a guy who resists reform.

Wednesday, June 13, 2007

Boscola's Congressional Hopes Fade, Thanks to Aide's Sexist Remarks

If Lisa Boscola was ever really serious about running for congress, she isn't anymore. Her chief of staff, Bernie Kieklak, has single-handedly managed to "clear the field" for Sam Bennett.

By day, Bernie Kieklak is an effective legislative aide in the land of midnight payraises. But in the evening hours, especially during a full moon, he changes into his blogging costume and becomes Bernie Takes No Prisoners (BTNP)! He fills this and many other blogs with entertaining, intelligent and edgy commentary. He's an insider who's easily a better writer than me or most anyone I know.

But over the past few weeks, he's posted increasingly bizarre and bigoted comments about nuking Iraqis and Muslim holy sites, followed by sexist rants directed at Sam Bennett and female bloggers.


Unfortunately for BTNP, The Morning Call has noticed. Washington correspondent Josh Drobnyk called me last night with a zillion questions.

"Sooo, you live in Nazareth?"

Yes, sir.

"Is that Nazareth proper?"

Yes, sir. (I'm not really sure. It might be Nazareth improper).

"Soooo, you're a title searcher?"

Yes, sir.

"Sooooo, Why didn't you delete these comments?"

(I'm sweating now). Well, they were made by a state senator's chief of staff, and she's eyeing a run at congress. It's important we know what her people say.

"What ... is the air-speed velocity of an unladen swallow?"

African or European?

Drobnyk, who had a deadline, quickly hung up. But I have a feeling a story is imminent, and it's unlikely Josh will publish the actual words used. So here's a few of the inflammatory nuggets from the "world according to BTNP, aka Bernie Kieklak."

May 28, Bernie's nuke'em Iraq solution:


1) Withdraw every American boy and girl who is over there. It is immoral, unconscionable, and against all of the principles our great country was founded upon for EVEN ONE American to die defending a savage, ruthless people who only want to kill us;

2)
Drop the biggest, baddest nukes we have all over Iraq, but especially on their most sacred Muslim shrines;

3) Watch as their piece-of-shit, poor excuse for a country is vaporized and reduced to radioactive rubble;

4) Let Allah sort them out; and

5) Then take a good, hard look at the rest of the terrorists' nests in the Middle East (while we're re-loading), and ask ourselves one simple question, "Who's next?"

June 7, Kieklak's sensitive response to Look Out Lehigh Valley, a young Allentown Dem who happens to be a woman:


*) LOLV spends 4 hours a night deciding whether to wear the "fuck me like the pig that I am" pumps or the "fuck me like the slut I am" pumps;

*) Sammy Bennett is a phony political whore who gives good head and makes cheap, blatant political opportunists look like Mother Fucking Teresa. Even her pussy is made of plastic.

Look Out Lehigh Valley politely observed "it's real gross when grown men speak that way." That led to even more comments.

* Listen, Missy (or Sweetie or Piggy or whatever the homeless guys you bang call you), the LAST thing you want is my undivided attention;

* Save your femi-Nazi, psycho babble bullshit for when you're on the Springer Show talking about how your uncle raped your dog in your trailer and made you watch Rusty howl just like you do.

After I told BTNP his comments are sexist, he continued on his merry way.

I truly apologize. I didn't know I was posting on the Vatican's blog.

Because BTNP does work as a state senator's chief of staff, other bloggers and commenters tend to fawn over him. This is especially so since his boss, Lisa Boscola, was considering a run for congress. A few Dems hypocritically jumped on his sexist bandwagon.

Let me tell you what I think. I've never met Look Out Lehigh Valley and don't really care for Sam Bennett. But I got physically angry when BTNP implied LOLV was a tramp and vomited all that baloney about rape. It's indecent. What I detest most is the hypocricy of phonies like Kieklak and his ilk. They spout pious platitudes about "equality" and "equal opportunity" and "protecting a woman’s right to choose." But when you strip away the veneer, you still see sexists, racists and bigots. Now he's ranting about the first amendment. Well, don't I have a first amendment right to say his statements are offensive? That's a bullshit argument.

Pfffffft!

Hear that noise?

That's the air going out of Lisa Boscola's congressional ambition. If The Morning Call has picked up on this, you can rest assured Republicans are taking notes, too.

Update: The Morning Call has, indeed, published this story. "Asked whether he thought others might be offended by what he wrote, [Kieklak] responded, 'Do you think I care?' " That's why he needs to go.

Update #2: The Morning Call now reports that Bernie Kieklak has been suspended from his $94,172 job, without pay, and he'll be required to undergo some form of counseling. Kieklak has actually resigned, but Boscola has not yet accepted it.

Tuesday, June 12, 2007

New York Times Tags Philly as Unluckiest Sports City

Elitist reporters at the New York Times tell us, from the Pinstripes Club, that Philly is the unluckiest sports city. It's a clear case of media bias.

"The Philadelphia Phillies have lost more games than any professional franchise in any sport. The Phillies are 14 losses from a particular threshold of ignominy — the 10,000th defeat for a club that has won one lonely World Series title (in 1980) during its 125 years of often dreadful existence."

"No city with teams in the four major professional sports has gone longer without a title — 24 years, since the 76ers hoisted the N.B.A. trophy in 1983."

The fightin' Phils just swept the NY Mets.

Lehigh County Local Government Web Pages: Good, Bad & Ugly

Northampton County's first webpage was its very own liberty bell, whose iron tongue sang out on July 8, 1776, to announce the Declaration of Independence. It also tolled to announce court sessions, fires and important news. Now we have the Internet, and can connect to our local government at will. Does the Internet really make local government more transparent and accountable? A good site does both.

I've rated Lehigh Valley local government websites, starting with those in Lehigh County. I've tried to keep it objective. Here's how it works. Any local government with a website gets a point. Additional points are awarded for meeting agendas, minutes, online newsletters, calendars and email contacts (to elected officials only). If the local government includes other items designed to inform its citizens or make government more transparent, more points are awarded.

Almost no municipality provides an email address for its elected officials. But there's been a terrific effort to bring government closer to the people. Emmaus features webcasts of its borough council meetings, and Allentown permits you to pay your bills online.

Here's how it breaks down in Lehigh County.

Emmaus, scoring 8, leads the pack.

Allentown, with 7 points, is breathing down Emmaus' neck.

There's a bottleneck for third place. Alburtis, Hanover, Lower Milford, South Whitehall and Upper Saucon each earn 6 points.

Catasauqua, Fountain Hill, and Macungie, proud boroughs all, earn a respectable 5 points.

Lehigh County and Bethlehem, both of whom have young and supposedly progressive leaders at their helm, earn a disappointing 4 points. Lower Macungie and Weisenberg were able to match that.

Coopersburg and North Whitehall, neither of whom can be bothered to post minutes or agendas, get a lousy 3 points.

Coplay, Salisbury, Upper Macungie and Upper Milford get 2 points for showing up. Their webpages are little more than a mailing address.

Heidelberg, Lowhill, Lynn, Slatington, Washington and Whitehall must still use a bell. They get 0 points.
Here's the data I complied to arrive at these results. If my math is wrong, mea culpa.

Lehigh County: Score - 4.
Minutes? No.
Agendas? Yes.
Email contacts? Yes (for commissioners).
Online newsletter? No.
Online calendar? Yes, It tells us about street festivals and concerts, but fails to list commissioners' meetings.

Allentown City: Score - 7.
Minutes? Yes.
Agendas? Yes.
Email contacts? No.
Online newsletter? Yes, on the home page under "What's news?"
Online calendar? Yes, but it fails to list meeting dates.
Special notes: Allentown's webpage includes a "lost and found" section, a section for paying bills online and a link for kids.

Alburtis Borough: Score - 6.
Minutes? Yes.
Agendas? Yes.
Email contacts? Yes, one address for borough.
Online newsletter? Yes.
Online calendar? Yes.

Bethlehem City: Score - 4.
Minutes? Yes.
Agendas? Yes.
Email contacts? No.
Online newsletter? No.
Online calendar? Yes, but it fails to list any public meetings.

Catasauqua Borough: Score - 5.
Minutes? Yes.
Agendas? Yes.
Email contacts? No.
Online newsletter? No.
Online calendar? Yes.
Special notes: Catasauqua's online codebook is a nice feature. Pending legislation is also linked.

Coopersburg Borough: Score - 3.
Minutes? No.
Agendas? No.
Email contacts? None.
Online newsletter? Yes.
Calendar? Yes, but it fails to list the time or place of its meetings, so it's worthless.

Coplay Borough: Score - 2.
Minutes? No.
Agendas? No.
Email contacts? No.
Calendar? Yes.
Online newsletter? No.

Emmaus Borough: Score - 8.
Minutes? Yes. (An extensive list).
Agendas? Yes.
Email contacts? None.
Calendar? Detailed.
Online newsletter? Yes.
Special notes: Emmaus contains webcasts of its most recent council meeting. Its home page has both an announcements features and lists the next scheduled public meeting prominently.

Fountain Hill Borough: Score - 5.
Minutes? Yes.
Agendas? Yes.
Email contacts? No.
Calendar? Yes, a meeting schedule.
Online newsletter? Yes.

Hanover Township (Lehigh County): Score - 6.
Minutes? Yes.
Agendas? Yes.
Email contacts? No.
Calendar? No.
Online newsletter? Yes.
Special notes: There are links to Hanover's code of ordinances and the state building code. Minutes are also included for the planning and recreation commission and "special" council.

Heidelberg Township: No webpage. Score - 0.

Lower Macungie Township: Score -4.
Minutes? Yes.
Agendas? Yes.
Email contacts? No.
Calendar? Yes.
Online newsletter? Yes.
Special notes: The site still lists Pat Toomey as our area congressman and Charlie Dent as a state senator, so it loses a point.

Lower Milford Township: Score - 6.
Minutes? Yes.
Agendas? Yes.
Email contacts? No.
Calendar? Yes.
Online newsletter? Yes.
Special notes: The home page has a news ticker for recent announcements. A listing of township ordinances is provided, but the ordinances themselves are unavailable. Agendas for the planning commission are also available.

Lowhill Township: No webpage. Score - 0.

Lynn Township: No webpage. Score - 0.

Macungie Borough: Score -5.
Minutes? Yes.
Agendas? No.
Email contacts? No.
Calendar? No.
Online newsletter? Yes.
Special notes: Macungie also maintains minutes for its zoning hearing board and borough authority, has a news ticker for announcements on its homepage, and contains links to its trail plan and a plan for southwestern Lehigh County.

North Whitehall Township: Score -3.
Minutes? No.
Agendas? No.
Email contacts? No.
Calendar? Yes.
Online newsletter? Yes.

Salisbury Township: Score - 2.
Minutes? No.
Agendas? No. Only most recent.
Email contacts? No.
Calendar? No. The webpage is set up for a calendar, but no one has taken the time to enter any events.
Online newsletter? Yes.

Slatington Borough: No webpage. Score -0.

South Whitehall Township: Score - 6.
Minutes? Yes.
Agendas? Yes.
Email contacts? No.
Calendar? Yes.
Online newsletter? Yes.
Special notes: The webpage includes agendas and minutes for all boards and commissions.

Upper Macungie Township: Score -2.
Minutes? No.
Agendas? No.
Email contacts? No.
Calendar? No.
Online newsletter? Yes.
Special notes: Although a half-hearted effort is made to post some minutes from April and May, that's it. And only one agenda is posted, from a meeting in May.

Upper Milford Township: Score - 2.
Minutes? No.
Agendas? No.
Email contacts? No.
Calendar? No.
Online newsletter? Yes.

Upper Saucon Township: Score -6.
Minutes? Yes.
Agendas? Yes.
Email contacts? No.
Calendar? Yes.
Online newsletter? Yes.
Special notes: Proposed ordinances are posted, and it appears that all ordinances will eventually be posted.

Washington Township: No webpage. Score - 0.

Weisenberg Township: Score - 4.
Minutes? No. There are minutes for only one meeting.
Agendas? No.
Email contacts? Yes.
Calendar? Yes, but no public meetings are included.
Online newsletter? Yes.
Special notes: The site contains a news ticker and a special section for its environmental advisory council.

Whitehall Township: No webpage. Score - 0.
Correction: Lynn Township does have a webpage. My thanks to David C. for making me aware of my error. Here's the lowdown: Minutes? Yes. Agendas? No. Email contacts? No. Online newsletter? No. Calendar? No. So like Coplay, Salisbury, Upper Macungie and Upper Milford, Lynn gets 2 points for showing up.

Monday, June 11, 2007

Berks State Rep Candidate Mike Morrill Is a Trash Talker

When he was a green, community activist Mike Morrill ran for governor. That was in 2002. Although I eventually became disenchanted with the greens, I met Morrill several times, and he impressed me as one person who represented what was right about the green party. He advocated clean election laws and a living wage. He was also the best trash talking candidate.

Now I don't mean the kind of trash talk you usually get from me. Here's what Mike said at the time. "Pennsylvania imports more trash than any other state in the nation, by more than two to one. As a matter of fact, we import right now about a ton of trash for every man woman and child in the state. We import it from 28 states. We import it from Canada. We import it from Puerto Rico. Which tells you something about the economics of trash." His solution? Lower daily volume permits.

Now Mike is a Democrat. Instead of running for governor, he was elected to West Reading Borough Council. There, he's persuaded fellow council members to adopt, unanimously, a clean air ordinance that deals with a kind of trash we can't see. It imposes restrictions on mercury emissions eleven times tougher than our current federal standard. This may sound a bit draconian to those of you who just hate when Big Brother meddles in business. But that neurotoxin is dangerous. One of every twelve women of childbearing age, has levels high enough to endanger her unborn children.

Over the weekend, John Morgan at Pa. Progressive asked me to tell you about Morrill's current bid for election to the state house in Berks County. "Mike Morrill has devoted his life to liberal and progressive causes, for working families, for improving our communities, our state and our nation. He has stood for labor rights, social justice and for US. It’s time we elect someone in the 127th who will truly represent the people of the 127th instead of the legislator’s family. It’s time we elect Mike Morrill, someone who won’t vote for the Republican Speaker of the House in Harrisburg."

"I believe candidates with strong, sound stances deserve our support, and this is a race where your dollars can make the difference. Please make a contribution to this critical cause."

If you can afford to contribute, Morrill's ActBlue page is here.

Friday, June 08, 2007

Who Let the Dogs Out? The NFL

My brother persuaded me last night to blow off a county council meeting and go with him to watch the Reading Phillies lose a close one to the Harrisburg Senators. We took my grandson and one of his friends, and they had a blast. Kids always love it there. If you get there early enough, your kids might get a chance to speak to some of the players, who go out of their way to be nice.

But our most glorified athletes are professional football players. Based on a recent New York Times story, I have to wonder whether we're fawning over monsters with a disturbing affinity for transforming man's best friend in their own image. Here's an excerpt.

¶A miniature horse was mauled to death in September by an escaped pit bull and mastiff owned by linebacker Joey Porter, who was on the Steelers at the time.

¶A cache of firearms was discovered at the suburban Chicago home of Bears defensive tackle Tank Johnson by the authorities in December after neighbors complained about three pit bulls he kept caged.

¶A drug raid on a house owned by Falcons quarterback
Michael Vick uncovered more than 50 pit bulls on the property as well as evidence of dog fighting that included bloody carpets, pry bars to open canine jaws, a rape stand to force mating, and treadmills designed for dogs.
Update: Washington running back Clinton Portis, asked about Michael Vick, says this: "It's his dogs. If that's what he wants to do, do it." In late May, he argues dogfighting is not that serious a crime. Now he's apologizing, sort of. He claims he's really a light-hearted and funny guy, a sensitive man. "At that time I had no idea the love people have for animals."

Thursday, June 07, 2007

An Allentown Dem Who Likes Both Bennett and Dent

Look Out Lehigh Valley is the product of a very young Allentown woman who occasionally gives us a glimpse of her life in the West End Theatre District. She'll tell me things my daughter, who shares her age, is reluctant to say. Today, she shared her perspective about the looming congressional campaign between incumbent Charlie Dent and Sam Bennett. She has a much higher opinion of Bennett than me, but also likes Dent. Here's what she has to say. Many of you will like it simply because she disagrees with me. And she just may be right.

I disagree with you on your main point, Bernie. Sam is not really an opportunist. She's actually a very passionate woman who is vocal and present in a multitude of both community issues and political ones. She's certainly been an anti-war voice locally long before she announced she would be running for Dent's seat. She gives her time and energy to things she believes in, and generally I agree with her positions on most issues.

That said, I'm less than thrilled that she's running.

I'm not saying that I don't support Sam in running for office - its her right to do so and as nobody else is willing to step up to the plate, how can I knock her for trying?

I go back and forth on Dent. I like him.... for a republican. I realize that democracy is not about representatives who always agree with you - my neighbors don't agree with me, either. Its his job to represent us both. In truth, even though Charlie doesn't do the right thing by me all the time, I think he actually DOES do a good job of representing his district.

I also realize that he's an excellent politician in the romantic sense of the word - and that despite being a relatively fresh face in Congress he has earned some respect and some rank and has the potential to be a longtime player.

From my perspective, he is a moderate who tried to move closer to the Bush administration to gain some political capital within the government - which from what I can tell is exactly what happened. He did, as a result, lose some of his votes in his home district and hopefully that is enough of a wake up call to him that if he wants to keep his seat he'll need to stick with his moderate roots.

I guess the question I'm left with is - would I rather vote for a candidate who I generally agree with, and who would likely vote my side of the issue almost every time, and who I like, but who I don't think has the gravitas, as you put it, to really do much in congress OR a candidate who I don't always agree with, but who I sometimes agree with, and who theoretically has some influence and longevity. Which is worth more? A weak solidly democratic vote or a strong moderate republican one?

I haven't made up my mind yet, and I probably will hold off deciding who to vote for in the general until after the primary.

As for Sam, I think Sam has the potential to do so much for the democrats locally. Where she is weak as a candidate she is strong as an organizer and as a community builder and as the hub of a network of people. She would be the perfect person to start breathing some life into local dems. Rather than running for office, Sam should be running the party, bringing people together, and raising money and getting new faces involved.

And we freaking need that. Everyone in this town is so self-serving and self-important and nobody wants to put their own agenda aside for 30 seconds and look at what a shambles the local party is. We had to WRITE IN a candidate for this seat last year because there was literally NOT A CANDIDATE to oppose Charlie Dent. I like Dertinger, I voted for him, I'd vote for him again. But he's clearly not in the same stratosphere as Dent politically, and the fact that we can not come up with ONE PERSON who could compete with Dent is ridiculous.

Practically speaking, if Sam gets the party nomination she is still going to lose the general election, and that's not to say she shouldn't run or that I won't vote for her - but I honestly don't think she has a chance in hell. This is really the best we can do? The other usual names have been put out there and set aside - so how come instead of looking for some new names to put up there we are instead settling AGAIN for a probable loser? How many times will we repeat the cycle before saying "well shit I guess we better start getting some other people involved who might want to run for this seat." If we are having this same freaking discussion again 2 years from now I will scream.

I suppose this has turned into quite the ramble, I wonder if its even coherent? Sometimes my thoughts snowball that way... sorry for pulling a Billy Givens.
LOLV, I don't think Blly minds.

Let the Kids Play Ball, Even if it's With Metal Bats

Two or three nights every week, I help a bunch of young kids in east Allentown learn how to play baseball. Some are very well coordinated for their age, but none has an attention span longer than two seconds. That's why baseball can be dangerous for young kids, regardless whether wood or aluminum bats are used. After two seconds, most of them are looking at their mom or have their heads down. Infielders kick dirt or go into some trance. Outfielders pull grass and count clouds. One of them actually took a nap. Invariably, the kid paying least attention gets nailed. When I was a kid, it happened to me regularly. I eventually played the "left out" position.

A lot of people are convinced baseball would be much safer if only we returned to wood. New York City and North Dakota have banned metal bats in high school baseball. In Pennsylvania, state rep Mike Carroll actually wants $25 fines imposed on kids who use aluminum in an organized game. He has no statistical evidence that heavy wooden bats are safer, but wants them banned anyway. "My personal experience drives me farther than any other study."

A lot of the coaches and parents I talk to agree with him. They shake their heads sadly, convinced wooden bats are safer. Guess what? Any one of them could insist their child use a wooden bat. They're legal. But every kid who steps to the plate is swinging aluminum. I'll tell you why. They're easier to swing, and that makes it easier to hit a ball. They know.

PSoTD, noting that Pennsylvania is home of the Little League World Series, doubts Carroll's proposal will go anywhere. I hope he's right. Let me share what the Little League has to say.

PERCEPTION: Aluminum bats are more dangerous than wood bats. The National Consumer Product Safety Commission studied this issue and concluded in 2002 that there is no evidence to suggest that aluminum bats pose any greater risk than wood bats. Multiple amateur baseball governing bodies, including the NCAA, National High School Federation, Little League International, PONY, et al, all track safety statistics and have concluded that aluminum bats do not pose a safety risk.

PERCEPTION: Balls come off aluminum bats faster than wood. Since 2003, all bats are required to meet the “Bat Exit Speed Ratio” (BESR) performance limitation, which ensures that aluminum bats do not hit the ball any harder than the best wood bats.

PERCEPTION: Injuries from aluminum bats are more severe than with wood bats. Two out of the three deaths from a batted ball in the last decade came from wood bats. Dr. Frederick Mueller, Director of the National Center for Catastrophic Sports Injury Research, has indicated from his studies that catastrophic injuries from wood bats may be more frequent than aluminum bats.

PERCEPTION: The Brown University study proves that aluminum bats hit the ball harder than wood bats. This study is irrelevant by today’s standards. All of the bats used in the Brown study would not be allowed to be used today, because they do not meet the BESR standard.

PERCEPTION: The use of aluminum bats places children at an unacceptable risk of injury. A study from the National Center for Catastrophic Sports Injury Research shows that there have been only 15 catastrophic batted ball injuries to pitchers out of more than 9,500,000 high school and college participants since 1982.

Let's be honest. Those of us who prefer the "crack" of the bat are really just nostalgic, like Express Times editor Joe Owens. He must miss the old days near Philly, when we was swinging the bat himself. I miss them, too.

Don't worry, Joe. Kids with aluminum bats still love baseball as much as us old farts. They still puzzle over which kind of ball they can hit farthest - tennis, super ball, or hardball. They still delight in breaking in a new glove. They still insist on measuring their long ball, and they cheat when they do it. They still make goofy homemade balls by loading a wiffle ball with all kinds of electrical tape. The pitcher still tries to slip the game ball to the second baseman so he can tag the runner out when he takes a lead. They can still smash car windshields, which I discovered last weekend. And they still run pretty fast when they do it. I don't. They'll even swing lumber at times. But they like aluminum better. And now they have endless discussions over which metal bat is the best. Right now, their fave is a $4 bat I picked up at a garage sale. They like that one better than a $250 DeMarini. Go figure.

It's baseball. It's magic.

Wednesday, June 06, 2007

(Not so) Jolly Joe Timmer for Bill White's Hall of Fame

The other day, a blogger thought he put me in my place when he argued that, unlike him, I've been threatened with libel. Actually, I consider that a compliment. I must be twisted. In the past year, it's happened four times. The four horsemen of my apocalypse include NorCo councilman Lamont McClure, Silkwerks aristocrat Patrick Gray, Taggart Associates and Jolly Joe Timmer. With the exception of (not so) Jolly Joe, it's a pretty distinguished bunch. And I want to thank them because they've really created a lot of interest in this blog and the rest of the local blogosphere.

Of the four, the most vocal critic by far has been (not so) Jolly Joe, owner of WGPA Sunny 1100 AM. You see, I'm pals with Norco Councilman Ron Angle, who humbly refers to himself as the Emperor. He and Timmer fought like cats and dogs when Angle did a talk show at Timmer's station. I tried to stay out of it. I figured this was just two rich guys arguing over dimes and nickels. They do that, you know. That's why they're rich. But what I've seen in the last few months has convinced me that (not so) Jolly Joe possesses all the qualifications for membership in Bill White's esteemed Hall of Fame.

Mind you, I never had a problem with Timmer until a few months ago. I actually liked him. He once gave my grandson some candy and two tickets to the Reading Phillies. I thought we were buds.

But all that changed one day a few months ago. I did Ron's radio show one day so he could stock up on some fish oil. When the show was over, I climbed over boxes of toilet paper, spam, old watches and cat food that the polka king clutters in his throne room. That studio is like a dollar store, but everything is all over the place instead of in aisles. The boxes and junk start along the stairs to the studio. Sometimes I bring a machete.

I would always say hi to the bossman whenever I did Angle's show, and this was no exception. When I finally reached the summit of debris atop a Kotex box, I spotted (not so) Jolly Joe and started waving. He erupted, like Vesuvius, with an obscenity-laced tirade against Angle, his sponsors, his fans and me. We're no good. And he bragged he checks the caller ID at the studio to see who calls Angle. "I'll get him, just you wait and see."

Alrighty then. Cuckoo!

If you've ever listened to Timmer's show, and you probably haven't, you know this is no exaggeration. You've heard him, on the air, identify Angle callers by name and trash them. Then he'll read a few anonymous emails that stroke his massive ego. From there, he rants about Angle sponsors who fall behind on their bills. Because he never names them, the listener is left to wonder whether all of Angle's sponsors are deadbeats. I'm no businessman, but this is no way to draw radio advertisers. And at least once every two days, he moans our state legislature has to do something soon about making the polka, or at least the chicken dance, Pennsylvania's official romp. Property tax reform can wait.

When Ron finally bade farewell to WGPA 1100 AM's listening audience, he tried to go out with class, believe it or not. But class went out the window a few hours later when (not so) Jolly Joe Timmer danced a polka over Ron Angle's grave for two hours. It continued again the next day. I finally turned the dial, but River reports Timmer also had some fun with my pic (who doesn't?) and is considering a libel suit again over a recent blog. Actually, my blog is harmless compared to a Bill White column, which uses the following phrases to describe Timmer and his polka show: "[Timmer was] cackling maniacally ... milestone in weird broadcasting ... [s]urreal as it was the music started getting to me ... ." Hey, (not so) Jolly Joe, sue White! I'm pretty sure his statement about disliking polka music is libel per se.

You'd think Timmer, suspenders and all, would be doing cartwheels these days. He just got rid of his nemesis, the evil Ron Angle, and managed to luck into the popular Ken Matthews, at least for a week, for free. Life is good! Tuesday, I was working from home, so I gave Matthews a listen. I liked his self-deprecating humor. No controversy. His edgy topic of the day? "What's a real man?"

That all changed when (not so) Jolly Joe started his own show a few hours later. His topic - "What the hell are blogs?" He claims there's no definition in his hundred year old dictionary, so I guess we don't exist. But then he fessed up that he's actually read both Bill White and me. That's because we've both blogged about (not so) Jolly Joe's favorite topic - him.

In fact, he read Bill's recent post about Ken Matthews nearly verbatim. What he does is read a few sentences, and then adds a remark like "Oh, really?" or "We'll see about that." He never really refutes anything, but guttersnipes whoever criticizes him, and adds a few "heh, heh hehs" and "ho ho hos". And he always promises changes are coming real soon. He even did it Tuesday. I no longer know whether he's talking about the station or some government coup. Maybe that's why he wears a crown.

After listening to him snark bloggers for about a half hour, I called in and read a definition on the air. That shut him up for the day, but he'll be back at it again tomorrow, whining about White and Carpenter for days.

Oh, did I mention Paul Carpenter? He's that other Morning Call columnist, and wrote about Timmer, too. Now Carpenter despises Angle nearly as much as Jolly Joe Long, and was kind to the King of Polka. He even likes polkas. But (not so) Jolly Joe is upset with Carpenter, too. Go figure.

Timmer reminds me of Mr. Krabs from SpongeBob Squarepants. He'd dive down a toilet if a dime fell in the bowl. He hawks shirts and watches from his station. His employees make minimum wage. His radio web page offers to make you a "radio star" with a 55 minute program for just $150. His latest Arbitron ratings? In the basement. And now his main draw is gone. He drummed Angle out, and is still complaining about the situation weeks after he kicked him off the air.

Does this make any sense at all?

It does if you're Bill White Hall of Fame material. Completely illogical reactions. Monumental ego. Trashing listeners and sponsors on the air. He's a cinch.

Update: I've just been informed that I've been nominated to White's illustious Hall of Fame myself. I want to thank Corp-guy, who offers these reasons: "Bernie O'Hare, who uses his blog to target people he hates and through logic only a dis-barred attorney could use try to destroy them. I know you think he is an asset but he is a bitter little man who picks and chooses the so called evil he goes after. Innocent people have been hurt by his cruelty." He's on to me. I graduated from dis-barred attorney logic school.

Tuesday, June 05, 2007

Mike Molovinsky, Self-proclaimed Loose Cannon, Blogs About Allentown

Michael Molovinsky, erstwhile independent and controversial Allentown mayoral candidate, has a blog - Molovinsky on Allentown. This is apparently the successor to his WAEB web page, Molovinsky's Musings.

He claims to be a "nonpartisan catalyst for policy change in Allentown and the greater Lehigh Valley," but I've noticed he likes conservatives and dislikes liberals.

Lehigh County exec Don Cunningham, a Dem, is dismissed as a "junior Rendell in training pants." Cunningham's popular proposal to give soldiers a real property tax rebate, is insensitively derided with this cheap shot. "I suppose the applicant would have to have documentation from the Pentagon, with blood, urine and stool samples. While the politicians get cheap headlines, the taxpayers always get the rubber glove." In contrast to Cunningham, "English-only" Emma Tropiano is beatified. According to Molovinsky, her departure "was also the end of decency in Allentown's political arena."

But Molovinsky strikes a chord with me when he talks about wasting public tax dollars with outright grants and concessions for economic development. It's refreshingly honest. I'll give you an example. Damien Brown's Our West End Neighborhood presents an upbeat and optimistic attitude about Allentown development. Get a load of this. "Change is in the air in Downtown Allentown. As spring steps aside to make room for the summer heat the economic development and renewal challenges that have plagued Downtown Allentown appear to be making way for a steady rebirth of interest and investment." Brown claims he could fill a daily newspaper with the great things happening in the Queen City.

But Molovinsky paints a much different, and darker, picture.

It seems in the end, market forces always prevail. Despite almost a million dollars in façade grants, and KOZ status, the new tenant at the CityLine Building is just another check cashing store. Although taxpayers put in $683,000 in the Farr Loft Building, half the apartments for yuppies remain empty, and the promised upscale restaurant for the first floor ended up being another sneaker store. Butzy had the middle class dancing in the street for one day to celebrate HIS tax break, but the usual walking zombies were back by the next day. While our tax dollars are squandered on tax abatements and photo-opportunities, the streets get dirtier, ruder and more dangerous.
Molovinsky's dark views about Allentown, in which he blasts local businesses, pols and city residents, got him just 3.49% of the popular vote in his mayoral campaign. In that race, the Morning Call only wrote a few, and mostly negative, articles about his candidacy. It even refused to allow him to participate in a debate even though he had made it onto the ballot. Allentown NAACP prez Daniel C. Bosket also demanded Molivinsky prove he's not a bigot. How the hell do you prove a negative?

But Molovinsky himself might have stated why voters soundly rejected him. "I'm a loose cannon."

Loose cannons make lousy mayors. But the blogosphere is full of loose cannons, so Mike has found a home. He'll even be allowed to debate here. But Mike, I think I would have got 4 per cent of the vote.
Update: The Morning Call has just set up Queen City Daily, dedicated to Allentown, manned by eight reporters and editors. How many actually live in Allentown? Molovinsky blogs about Allentown, but an anonymous commenter claims he resides in South Whitehall. Is residency a prerequisite?
Update #2: Chris Krewson, one of the eight Queen City bloggers, kindly answers my question: "One of us lives in the city. The rest of us spend more than 40 hours a week (each) in and around the city, and many have worked here for years." And that's precisely why Molovinsky's residency does not really trouble me.

Dent's Cash v. Bennett's IOUs

"That's as good as money, sir. Those are I.O.U.s."

Sam Bennett, presumptive Democratic nominee for congress against incumbent Charlie Dent, boasted to CQPolitics in May she already had $162,000 - in pledges. But since Bennett only declared her candidacy with the FEC on April 5, 2007, we won't know how much money she's really collecting until July. I know this much. She's already told the FEC she won't be spending a dime of her own money. In contrast to pledges, Dent's warchest contains $220 thousand - in cold cash.

Monday, June 04, 2007

Berks County State Rep Sam Rohrer Strikes a Blow for Posse Comitatus

You never know what you might find on a courthouse bulletin board. Usually, there's just a few menus from restaurants that open one week and close the next. But last week, I saw an epistle plastered on every floor of the courthouse. Paul's letter to the Corinthians? No, it contains very strange, and bad, legal advice. It advises us we need no driver's license. Damn! I just sent in my renewal fee.

Driver's licenses? We don't need no stinkin' driver's licenses. Not the best advice to someone whose license has just been suspended.

What I saw is actually the copy of a letter, sent to Judge Streitel in Chester County. She had found William Taylor Reil, a supposed constitutional law scholar, guilty of driving under suspension and with bogus vehicle documents. Judge Streitel is told she goofed. You see, Pennsylvania's Vehicle Code only applies to commercial vehicles. Here's an excerpt.

The crux of the issue is whether [The Vehicle Code] can properly be applied to an individual. Within an individual's right to liberty is the inherent right to travel. If one's movement can be restrained, such restraint is intrinsically a restraint on his liberty. Mr. Reil's use of an automobile is simply an extension of his personal liberty to move about as he wishes.

My research, and that of my staff, confirms that [The Vehicle Code] can only be properly applied to commercial vehicles and commercial use of the roads. An individual who wishes to utilize an automobile or other means of conveyance in order to exercise his right to travel cannot lawfully be required to obtain a license to drive or to register his automobile in order to operate it freely on our roads.

The source of this goofy, and very dangerous, advice? The Posse Comitatus, which believes no legitimate form of government exists above the county level? The sovereign citizen movement, which argues citizens are only subject to common or constitutional law? Both groups use precisely that argument. And they're both nuts.

These extremist groups want to restore a minimalist government that never existed, and their chief tool is "paper terrorism" - they assault judges and other government officials with bogus liens and financing statements. They do things like plastering the letter I saw all over courthouses. Most of them only recognize the first ten amendments to the Constitution, which they consider God-given. I think they must have them mixed up with the ten commandments. But since they only recognize the top ten, women and minorities lose out on voting or holding office. Not surprisingly, many are white supremacists and anti-Semitic.

But neither Posse Comitatus nor the sovereign citizen movement is responsible for that bad legal advice. It instead comes from a one-man fringe group, Berks County-based state representative Sam Rohrer, a Bob Jones University grad. Sadly, he's been a state rep since 1993 and is actually a member of the appropriations committee. The letter is on his official letterhead and even contains the improbable claim that an unnamed member of his staff, a Pa. licensed attorney, reached the same conclusion.

Sam Roherer has just struck a blow for the sovereign citizen movement in Pa. His letter, addressed to a Chester County judge, has magically appeared as gospel (King James version only) on multiple bulletin boards at the Northampton County courthouse. Maybe some "Patriot" will thank him with some forged documents so he can drive without registering his car, too!

Way to go, Sam!

Is it me, or don't you think it's a bit odd for a state rep to be making the same arguments we might hear from wingnuts like the Christian Patriots, whose leaders are neo-Nazis?

Friday, June 01, 2007

Daviay Legrand: A Life Cut Short


Daviay Legrand, a four-year Allentown boy, died Wednesday when struck by an out-of control police cruiser. It was responding to an emergency downtown call. I had just left Allentown myself, where I coach a few boys not much older than him. I saw lights but was too busy to pay much attention. I needed to get home. I had important things to do.

Thursday morning, I read every political article in several newspapers voraciously, and did my daily tour de blog. I only glanced at the news about this young life cut short. I was in a hurry. I had more important things to do.

At the courthouse, I was working on a monster search of a property spread out over four different municipalities. When people stopped to talk about what had happened, I ignored them. I had more important things to do.

Last night, after I got home, I happened to see Daviay's picture and his beautiful and lively eyes. I thought immediately of my grandson. My grandson, at that age, walked those same streets. I no longer feel so important.

Daviay will never experience the exhilaration of smacking a baseball while his teammates cheer him on. He won't play pick up games of baseball, pickle or football with the kids in his neighborhood. He won't engage his grandfather in lengthy discussions about different episodes of Spongebob. He won't have his first day of school. He'll never romp with his first dog.

But we're the ones who've lost. Children like Daviay, with his bright and hopeful eyes, remind us of all that is good about us. When his spark is extinguished, the light of our humanity fades.

This weekend, I'll make sure I'm not too important to appreciate my grandson. That's how I'll try to remember Daviay.