Former Bethlehem City Council Prez Jim Gregory claims he'll soon have a new gig to replace his former job as a Northampton County caseworker for seniors with mental disabilities. The recently released woman beater says he'll be on the airwaves of Jolly Joe Timmer's
WGPA Sunny 1100 AM radio station, at its brand new digs on East Broad Street in Bethlehem.
Will he be crooning, "
Ain't No Sunshine When She's Gone" as he's done at Larry Holmes Easton Lounge? That would be a violation of the FCC's indecency rules. Last time he sang in Easton, the Circle Fountain and several water pipes exploded, sending several Bloods to a watery death just as their day was getting started. Gregory has since been banned from the City after 8 PM, except when he's in jail.
So what will he do? Following in the footsteps of Northampton County Bulldog Ron Angle, the dumped LV Labor Council VP is gonna' be a shock jock with his very own talk show. He'll have no problems lining up sponsors for the $200 per hour show. Bail bond agencies, Tropicana Casino, Just For Men®, tanning salons, local gun shops and the NRA are all reportedly clamoring for air time.
He can also hit up unlucky local pols seeking election, telling them to pay him or he'll trash them.
Wait a tic ... since he himself is a write-in candidate for Bethlehem Mayor, won't he have to offer equal air time to Democratic nominee Bob Donchez?
Deetails, schmeetails.
So what will he talk about? He posted numerous hate-filled rants on this and another blog over the weekend, though some of his more offensive and contemptible comments were deleted. Now these comments are all posted anonymously. If taken to task, he'll claim they're from me, his nephew or Mezzacappa.
But his own cRaZy style is unmistakable.
His first show, he claims, will include NorCo Exec candidate John Callahan.
"Bernie ' The Human Garbage' Ohare said my show won't work, lol. The first show will be about politicians sex , lies, and videotapes. Starring Johhny Casino Callahan and Jim "crazy as a Fox Gregory."
There you have it.
He'll also expose Northampton County corruption, especially in the DA's office.
"The bloods in prison call [a female assistant DA] a ball eater for reasons Ill talk about on my [upcoming radio] show . However if she watched my surveillance tape, she'll realize these balls are even too big for her to , we'll, never mind."
How could anyone ever think he deserved a PFA?
Like any good woman beater, Gregory will also pick up the banner and advocate for sexually violent predators like Michael Piper, who was just
sentenced to 29-58 years for repeatedly raping a girl for two years, starting when she was only 12.
Piper claimed she set him up.
"Now it's time to Stop being baby's and worry about our friend [convicted child rapist] Piper and others who are crying out. For your help and mine They need us"
I'll never be on his show because he's gonna' have the Bloods rub me out.
"To push him [he likes to talk about himself in the third person] constantly might be fun for you, but it's not smart. He read Sulla 's remarks too [my one-liner above] and his friends from the bloods will be out of prison too, soon. Unless you are suicidal You'd best leave that rattlesnake alone. He and mezz. Are obviously parting ways so if you want yo be his main focus, keep it up."
Dude, my gansta' name be Played Out Gorilla. They be callin' you Mary Poppins for some reason.
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But Gregory will host West Easton's Tricia Mezzacappa. Her recent
disgusting LTE supporting a Ross Township murderer who randomly shot up a municipal building, killing three people, in all likelihood qualifies her as a domestic terrorist. She is demanding that Supervisors resign, and is hinting that what happened in Ross could just as easily happen in tyrannical West Easton.
Mezzacappa tells Gregory,
"Speaking of sex, lies and tic tacs, when you have me on as a guest , I will be airing the ugly truth about what really happenned on the evening of 8/26/2011. It will bring in thousands."
She's tried to do that in Court six times now and has fallen on her face every time. A judgment has been entered against her for libel.
Her gangsta' name be Mr. Ed.
Gregory might have to do his show on work release. He's using Mezzacappa's blog to contact his ex again, in violation of the PFA (Protection From Abuse Act Order) entered by Judge Zito.
There's this:
"Congrats [redacted]. You've only embarrassed. Yourself. Why? Why? Was the money you or you sick and twisted mother got from Bernie or Callahan worth smearing your own reputation. Hope so."
He be one cuckoo Mensa.
Word.
Updated 10 AM: Joe Zareczky, aka Joe Z, is Jolly Joe Timmer's financial genius at
WGPA Sunny 1100 AM. He tells me there is a blank contract in his office for Gregory, and that all political shows would have to be paid up front. To his knowledge, that has not occurred.