In a major blow to law and order devotees everywhere, Constable (and criminal defendant) Tricia Mezzacappa has decided against seeking re-election to a post she won in an overwhelming landslide of 11 write-in votes four years ago. Although no judge would hire her to serve papers, she did keep herself busy threatening to arrest residents.
Here's how she, in CAPS LOCK, explains her decision:
"PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT: TO ALL WEST EASTON RESIDENTS , I HAVE DECIDED NOT TO SEEK RE-ELECTION AS BOROUGH CONSTABLE. EVEN THOUGH I CONTINUE TO BELIEVE OUR VERY SMALL BOROUGH IS BEST SERVED BY ELECTED CONSTABLES TO HANDLE THE MANY CIVIL DISPUTES AND ISSUES, I HAVE BEEN RELENTLESSLY AND HARMFULLY EMBATTLED, BATTERED (VIOLENTLY AND VERBALLY...YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE) , AND ADDITIONALLY........., DEFAMED, LIBELED, SLANDERED , STALKED AND RIDICULED BY THE TWO MOST DISGUSTING BOROUGH COUNCIL LEADERS WEST EASTON HAS EVER ELECTED. (DEPAUL AND DEES) THEY WOULD RATHER BANKRUPT THE CITIZENS WITH ITS (NOW DEFUNDED) POLICE DEPARTMENT , THAN ACCEPT FREE SERVICES FROM ME. I ALSO OFFERED TO APPOINT OTHER DEPUTY CONSTABLES TO SERVE , SO THE BOROUGH COULD SAVE MONEY AND STOP PAYING ITS ENGINEER TO ANSWER CIVIL COMPLAINTS, BUT ONCE AGAIN IT FELL ON DEAF EARS. WE NEED TO VOTE OUT BOTH OF THESE CLOWNS WHEN THEY ARE SURE TO RUN FOR RE-ELECTION. NEITHER ONE CARES ABOUT ANY CITIZEN, BUT ARE ELECTED FOR THEIR OWN SELF DEALING, SELF AGGRANDIZING , NARCISSISTIC AND INCOMPETENT REPRESENTATION. THEY BELONG IN JAIL."
Maybe she should write her memoirs.
15 comments:
She says that an elected constable is the best to handle civil disputes - such as when her vehicle was recovered (after she concealed it) to help pay off a debt to Bernie.
However, for criminal matters such as when a woman falsely reports a black person had threatened her and lied that she shot her gun as a result, you need something more than the constable - the very person committing the crime. I think I understand.
crazy old thing will be lucky she doesn't end up in jail when she goes on trial tuesday
She is her own worst enemy and needs to seek mental health intervention by a licensed professional. What a train wreck this woman has been and continues to be. Are there no relatives that can intercede in the self destructive path she is on? A ticking time bomb if I ever saw one.
It’s likely that she has a split personality which may explain why BO suggested memoirS.
Crap. That frees up her time to stand in front of my office with a cannon strapped to her hip during the next political rally. True story.
I'm having trouble hearing her. Can you turn up the volume, please?
Damm night terrors in the new year to add to the already dark winter nightmare daydreams.
She states that she has been "BATTERED VIOLENTLY". From the looks of that mugshot, I do not disagree.
Instead of running for Constable Trish needs to run for council where she cant be muzzled by the megalomaniacal, lilliputian and pear shaped Dees.
Old thing Mezzacoocoo couldn't win her own primary unopposed. Her asshat tattoo claps for her opponents.
When the Ridge St Stunner is acquitted will you issue an apology Golem/Edgar?
Also how do you and Dees sleep at night, is he always the little spoon or do you switch roles periodically?
Mezzacraycray, I sat through your preliminary. You are guilty as hell. A jury will soon agree. I also happen to know, from personal experience, that you are unable to open your mouth without lying. Finally, you are a nasty person and a jury will quickly see how ugly you are. Justice will be served. Finally.
I'm assuming that her trial was postponed today? She posted something on her constable page that her case keeps getting 'kicked down the road' vaguely implying that there's no merit to it.
Do you know when her next hearing is scheduled. Enquiring minds want to know...
Her case was postponed until 2/9 as a result of the storm. All cases were postponed.
Suck it Golem! Did you and deezgrace embrace and sob after yesterdays events?
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