According to police scanners, police found a man's body late Saturday night in the small creek that runs through the Gracedale property. His name will not be released until his family has been notified.
The victim apparently drowned due to excessive beer consumption while visiting "someone" in the area. He was wearing black fishnet Stockings, 4 inch spiked heels, a red garter belt, a pink G-string, purple Lipstick, dazzle dust on his eyelids, 1/2 inch false eyelashes and an "I love Bernie O'Hare" T-shirt.
Police removed the "I love Bernie" T-shirt to spare his family any unnecessary embarrassment.
See there, Police do care.
17 comments:
Thank goodness the police show such sensitivity. Would have hated to have seen the man embarassed.
By the way, good one.
OH MY GAWD! Was that Ron Angle the police found in the creek?!?
Bill, A friend sent me this. I can't even take credit for it, although I guess I have.
Sounds like the old outfit you use to wear in the courthouse. Remember, when the Court Administrator caught you and your "friend", in the bathroom.
Sounds like you don't know what you're talking about.
Title of this post should be "Nazareth Police NEED more Sensitivity"
Was an account of that man being found ever published in the newspaper? Is there a link to the report on your blog?
It's a joke.
You're one sick dude....but I love it. Good one Bernie. I'm still laughing. It's good to see someone able to poke fun at themselves.
Bernie,
So much detail...are you sure?
The man died from an "OTTER' Bite.
I saw this joke circulating around through email. All Bernie did was substitute O'Hare for O'Bama.
O'Brother!
Like I said, a friend sent it to me, using me as the butt of the joke. I thought it was funny and posted it. I plagiarized him. I had no idea that he was a plagiarist, too. No wonder I like him.
Great post. Any results from the rape kit yet?
The appointed Sheriff can even solve this case!
No, the judges won't let him.
This could be the appointed Sheriff's first BIG CASE!!
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