Wicked Witch of West Easton Tricia Mezzacappa (WWWE). If she were to catch me in her hamlet, she might just turn me into an Otter.
For months, the Wicked Witch of West Easton has repeatedly accused me of stalking, burglary, sexual assault and pig kicking. She has also made even more disgusting accusations, which are then gleefully repeated.
These accusations have intensified. Last week, for example, I was surprised to learn that she had recently videotaped me, stalking outside her home, looking in her car windows and placing nails under her tires. She went on to claim that I had threatened to rape her the very next day, and poison her pig for good measure.
Of course, there's no truth to any of this, but it did convince me that I have no choice but to sue for defamation. I also filed a Right to Know request with Easton police, and learned she's reported none of these stalking claims. Finally, I decided to assert my own rights and attend a Borough Council meeting on Monday night, even though the Wicked Witch would be there.
A cop would be there, too.
When Mezzacappa saw me walk into the meeting Monday night, she just hopped on her broom and flew off, landing at another meeting in Wilson Borough.
But she still tried to make trouble. You see, on Monday night, after flying back home, she called police to make another bizarre accusation about ... moi. I have the report.
It involves rat poison.
I'll tell you about that tomorrow in an updated version of the WWWE files.