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Wednesday, March 31, 2010

New Jersey Considers Hunting Feral Cats

... according to Change. Fish and Game Chair Jeannette "Tweety" Vreeland wants to lifet a hunting ban. Geez, I thought we were the state clinging to guns and religion. Can't NJ be a little more civilized like us, and stick to pigeons? Nobody likes pigeons.

Feral cats might understand our delicate eco-system, but they can't be any worse than us. So I'm against hunting feral cats or serving them at Chinese buffets.

There's a petition movement afoot here.

15 comments:

Anonymous said...

How do you know when you've been burglarized by an Asian?

Your cat and dog are missing, and your homework is finished.

Anonymous said...

Feral pigs are also overunning the country. Oh wait, those are members of Congress.

Anonymous said...

Bernie,
Perhaps one of your readers will contact the national TV networks to suggest a story about this issue especially in light of the sponsor's inappropriate bias.

Anonymous said...

What the hell do you have against Chinese buffets? They need to make a living too.

Next thing you'll come out against scrapple and we'll really have a fight on our hands.

Anonymous said...

Jersey is and has always been a screwed up state. One city has a 24 hour ban on dogs barking. They were against Bear Hunts and now they want to shoot cats??

Bernie O'Hare said...

I love Chinese buffets myself. My grandson would eat his breakfast there if he could. But when I stick my fork into the dim sum, I don't want to hear "Meow."

Anonymous said...

Look at how your Chinese food prices would go up though -

http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2008/11/fail-owned-chicken-real-chicken-menu-fail1.jpg

Bernie O'Hare said...

Very funny.

Anonymous said...

Feral cats should be arrested, detained and deported back to where they came from. They are nothing but a drain on society. If we stopped paying for their health care, educating their kids and giving them welfare, they would all go away. Until they learn English, they shouldn't get a job either.

Anonymous said...

How can you shoot defenseless cats?

Easy, you just don't lead them as much.

--Apocolypse now

Bernie O'Hare said...

What I can't stand is when those damn feral cats sneak across the border at night. I'm pretty sure most of them are terrorists, too.

Garfield Chavez said...

These cats come into to the country seeking a meager living. They're primarily working in the agricultural industry performing jobs (itinerant mousing)American cats won't do. Having a heart doesn't make you a pussy. And never, never order #69. Thank you for bringing this issue to light.

Anonymous said...

Well-meaning animal lovers don't understand the impact of feral cats -- estimated to kill 500 million birds a year. Same misunderstanding prevents needed control of mute swans and Canada geese. But if you've ever had mating cats' yowls wake you in the middle of the night, or tried to wash male cat spray off your siding, you'd understand them for the pests they are. Oh, and the problem with bans on barking dogs is what, exactly?

Anonymous said...

Meanwhile, in the Lehigh Valley, a bi-county quality of life commission considers hunting of feral New Jerseyians.

Anonymous said...

Now if we can just get commuter rail to NJ, we could repopulate our cities with all those feral cats.