After interviewing a million witnesses about political consultant Tom Severson's meltdown during a funeral mass, Pen Argyl top cop Phil Viglione has decided he can't investigate after all. So he's tossed this political hot potato into the AG's lap. Yep, the AG reviews disorderly conduct complaints every day.
DA John Morganelli, who is pals with Severson Scissorhands, can't get involved. So Attorney General Tom Corbett will take it from here.
But guess who's running against Corbett? And who do you think Morganelli uses to run his campaigns?
The investigation should be concluded within the next seventy to eighty years.