My kind of guy!
He also torments Philly columnists, who are also mostly dead, with abridged versions of their columns. Hey, I can do that, too! So here's a recap of what our LV columnists and mainstream bloggers are saying.
Bill White: Brian Monahan sucks, but you don't get to vote him out because he's a lawyer or something. Oh yeah, Williams Township sucks, too.
Joe Owens: I'm running for president, you know. Shhh! Don't tell anyone.
Paul Carpenter: Hey, guess what? I ride a motorcycle without a helmet! Bet you would have never guessed that!
Jim Deegan: The Giants can kick the Eagles' ass. And Jesus' divine derriere, too!
Margie Peterson: This is my last column for the sucky Morning Call. But they're letting me trash them to prove they're not really discriminating against me. (Wait 'till I sue their asses!) And something about journalism.
John Micek: I don't have a hormone deficiency. Ask my wife. If O'Hare keeps insisting I can't grow a beard, I'll kick his ass. I'm a lumberjack, damn it!