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Monday, June 29, 2015

As State Shutdown Looms, State GOP Takes on Strippers

State Republicans who have advanced a $30 billion spending package have to know that Governor Tom Wolf has little choice but to veto it, if only because it increases the state deficit to $3.1 billion.As a government shutdown looms, you'll be happy to know that 30 Republicans led by Matthew Baker are leading the charge to do something about those disgusting strippers who visit what are disingenuously called gentleman's clubs. Strippers would be required to pay a $50 annual fee, answer all kinds of personal questions, including their favorite color,. They would also be forced to carry a modern-day equivalent of the Scarlet S, a special kind of photo ID (presumably clothed, but you never know) that they would have to produce on demand by any state agent. .

According to Baker, may of the women at these clubs are there against their will.

You'll be happy to know that this measure already has the support of the following House Republicans: Julie "Dixie Cups" Harhart; Ryan "the Rod" MacKenzie; and Joe "Long Dong Ranger" Emrick.Nice to see these limited government advocates regulating morality while the state goes down the hopper.

8 comments:

Anonymous said...

Why wouldn't a SINGLE Democrat introduce Wolf's plan or one of their own? Not a single one! Gutless.

Bernie O'Hare said...

They were all at gentleman clubs doing research.

Anonymous said...

And Lisa Boscola was likely doing shots and brawling with them after telling how she prefers to give blow jobs vs. having intercourse. These are our leaders. Let's name a building or bridge after her/them!

Anonymous said...

Emrick is known as a DO NOTHING representative. He couldn't wipe Richie Gruicela's ass right. One good decent candidate and he will be history... if he thinks his arrogant attitude and holier then now way is as all for him? Hence.. remember "Len (Mr. unbeatable" Gruppo?? Emrick the slug and lazy ass will go out he same way .... USELESS, ARROGANT AND a self serving asshole./. That's JOE EMRICK

Bernie O'Hare said...

He also lacks transparency. I'd love someone to take him on.

Anonymous said...

Grucela has often expressed contempt for the electorate. He's busy slopping pensions and laughing all the way to his bank. They all get that way, eventually. Let's give a less contemptible person a shot.

Anonymous said...

Blow jobs and unaccounted for campaign donations fit right in there with allentowns own platinum for the plus and puss filled women¿ Giggles and jiggles also does a unflattering pole dance with boscola called future look alike twins of the tinfoil cap wearing team¿

Shits and giggles allways, allmost a gut busting belly laugh but the visiaul made me sick to my stomach¿

redd
patent pending

Anonymous said...

Sometime this week the State House and Senate is supposed to pass the welfare code. A simple amendment to the funding formula would stabilize the finances of Cedarbrook and Gracedale county nursing homes. Instead of helping the poor and the sick this is the kind of nonsense that goes on in Harrisburg. Who will be enforcing this law?