Thursday, November 16, 2006

Blogger Knocked Off High Horse Again

On Tuesday, I told you about being knocked off my high horse. Today, when I reported to have my stitches removed, I was whisked away by a team of laughing proctologists. At least I think they were proctologists. They kept saying, "We'll fix your ass, bippy." Then some guy named Mad Batter started whaling away. "You want pictures of my wife? I'll give you pictures. Blog this, asswipe!" I just woke up in a strange room with some guy named Bruno and I don't like the way he's looking at me.

Fortunately, I can still blog. I'm using my tongue to peck away this message from my stupid cell phone. I feel like Stephen Hawking. Maybe now I can write about black holes or something.

11 comments:

Rising Sun said...

ouch.... I had two broken arms once in 3rd grade... that really looks like it sucks.

LVDem said...

how dare you compare yourself to Stephen Hawking.

Bernie O'Hare said...

Oh yeah. What the frick do you know about black holes? I almost had it figured out when you interrupted me.

LVDem said...

Note: black holes are not the same as holes in black walls or even pot holes. Thought I would save you some time there bernie.

Greendogdem said...
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Greendogdem said...

Well Bernie even I know better than to get into a dicussion like that about anything having to do with a crazed man with a bat. So what do you expect. I also noticed like a half dozen other people showing interest too so madbatter are you just showing bernie favortism?

Bernie O'Hare said...

Green Dog, All I can say is I also thought I heard some growling in the background, too, and there are a lot of yellow stains on my wrappings.

Dem Fly on the wall said...

Bernie, if you were really in a body cast, I would sign my name on your crotch. It would say "I kissed Bernie here! too bad for your luck that it was covered in a cast!
BTW, I've been trying to scan photographs into the computer, but the quality comes out very poor, and too blurry. I guess I will have to take the negatives(If I can find the) to a photo place and have them put on a disk.
I have picked out the perfect picture of me to put on the net.
It is a profile shot of me walking on the beach in 2005 in Aruba. I'm wearing sunglasses, and I'm far enough away that I'm not truly recognizable. You can't even see the Unicorn Tattoo on my right thigh. Oh, and my hair was still down to the middle of my back. That oughta give you hormone driven dogs in heat something to drool at. LOLOLOLOL!

Dem Fly on the wall said...

I'm a tease, get over it!

Bernie O'Hare said...

Oh my God!

I think DemFly is trying to kill me. It will be either her husband, my ladyfriend, or I may just save everyone the trouble and jump off a bridge.

PA progressive said...

Hate to tell you this Bernie but that isn't Lehigh Valley Hospital but Northampton County Jail. Remember those judges you pissed off? Bruno is their payback. LOL