Conservative or Liberal, Deist or Pagan, Jersey transplant or Lehigh Valley native, we're all in this mess together. Let's talk. Let us do no harm. Today's one-liner: "The shortest way to the distinguishing excellence of any writer is through his hostile critics." Richard LeGallienne
Thursday, October 10, 2013
My sister had a double mastectomy a few days ago. I am a mean brother who ignores his sisters, but I visited her today. I told her not to touch me because I don't want to get cancer.
That's the way we joke.
My sister-in-law was there, and said she has prayed for my sister every day for years.
"You mean you've been praying for my sister for years and she still got cancer?" I asked. "Better change your prayer."
Now you know why I'm a mean brother.
My sister said that, next year, when she's recovered, we'll have a big Boob-B-Que.
If you are the praying kind, please say a few words for my sister this weekend. She's much nicer than I.