Tuesday, November 22, 2016
Charlie Dent and Fed Ed Secretly Wed
"It feels good to be out of the closet at long last,"said Dent as he and Fed Ed cut the wedding cake. Then he kissed me.
"I just want a few moments of happiness before I go away," explained Fed Ed. "I hope you check out our registry."
After a weekend in New Hope, both will be returning to their jobs.
The wedding was attended by a few close friends and about 40 FBI agents. Pope Francis officiated. "They look so good together," he remarked as he sampled hummus and baba ganoush at the Islamic Center.