Monday, June 20, 2016
What fun is it being a bottom-feeding blogger without a bottom-feeding bloggermobile? I tooled around in this last night, and like the batmobile, was able to drive it across the Delaware River. Then I went airborne and knocked down a few drones.
And then I woke up.
Who owns this totally badass car? The license plate tells you.
King Allentown, who is in training for a fight with Muscles Nardone at Sportsfest, says he'd like it if it had fur.