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Thursday, December 17, 2015

How about a Bag of Sludge?

So yesterday, in Bill White regular "What Is It?" column, he showcased an item owned by the Sultan of Sludge, Ron Angle. His Eminence has even offered to take the lucky winner out to lunch with me and him.

Dour and misguided blogger Michael Molovinsky told White that he "would consider the prize a punishment." Instead of defending us, White tells Molovinsky, "I know what you mean."


So for the one or two people on the planet who would not kill his mother for a chance to dine with us, Ron's going to sweeten the pot. In addition to the lunch, he's throwing in a bag of free sludge, right out of his own ass. That has many uses. For example, Upper Mount Bethel is using Angle's sludge pellets to light their Christmas tree.


NorCo Twink said...

You were great in "Pink Flamingos", please break out the fishnets for this weekends festivities at the Green Door Bernice.

Anonymous said...

It's true that "Hidey Ho" the Upper Mount Bethel Township turd is going to be embossed as the township symbol in the township seal.
Then again any municipality that has Dennis "the creeper" Jones as its Chairman anything is possible.
The place is just overflowing with pieces of shit with some elected.
"Hidey Ho" in the last election got more votes then Jones. Neither won......

Anonymous said...

This is what happens when abused children grow (?) up.

Anonymous said...

Bernie, could we work a list for santa to deliever the normal sack pf coal amd deliever a sack o shit from santa ron and I wll play santa and make the person sack of sling personally to there official office as well as counsil ruberstamp yes men seat personally two sack for those participating in the circus snakeoil false sack of goods too¿!($ Make the arangements and contact me via email and I personally will deliever at public forums¿!($ I know the sacks o shit have value higher and a postive moral compass of more integrity than most of the public sector¿!($

Anonymous said...


Please explain this?


Bernie O'Hare said...

I will ask him.

Anonymous said...

It is true, the TV gave the story.