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Wednesday, October 08, 2014

The Cupcake Bowl Beckons Trachta

You might think Nazareth Police Chief Thomas Trachta and his sidekick,  Danny Troxell are worried that Bethlehem's former police commissioner is coming to Nazareth. But from what I'm hearing, they're too busy to care. Trachta and Troxell are apparently on the verge of something magnificent.

Are they busting another out-of-town drug dealer, destroying the competition for the criminals in town? No, silly, that is so yesterday. They're baking. They've tried all sorts of recipes in Trachta's mancave and have finally come up with the Ultimate Cupcake

A double chocolate base, topped by chocolate pudding and a creamy white frosting. A Nazareth police officer, dressed in a new uniform designed by Nazareth's Police committee, sits on a dollop of chocolate.

"This is community policing at its finest," brags Mayor Carl "Sneakers" Strye. "I don't care what a judge says."

Rumors are circulating that they've entered this treat in this year's Cupcake Bowl, which is being held at the Musikfest Cafe on December 27. For just $30,

14 comments:

Anonymous said...

How about a cupcake with a 7-11 on it AND three deadbeats sitting on the stoop smoking cigarettes and cashing forged checks. That would be a great cupcake.

Anonymous said...

Boy is this getting old!

Anonymous said...

Looks like a gnome getting a blumpkin!

Anonymous said...

Bernie,
The picture tells a thousand tales and your story hilarious? This almost made me laugh as much as the Angle shit slingging stories?


redd
patent pending

Bernie O'Hare said...

"Looks like a gnome getting a blumpkin!"

He's getting something.

Anonymous said...

Bernie, turn the gnome tomorrow as it would be nice to see the expression on tracta's face while getting a blumpkin by his underhanded unqulafied deputy troxell¿

Anonymous said...

Can you get anymore immature? How old are you? eight? No wonder people in town say what they do about you. This is a kindergarden Blog. And a bad one at that! Grow up!

Bernie O'Hare said...

Do you honestly think I give a shit what some anonymous coward thinks?

Boo!

Anonymous said...

Why don't you get a real life! The good people in Nazareth know you are a fool. You hang with low lifes

Bernie O'Hare said...

So did Jesus.

Anonymous said...

You don't even come close to comparing with jesus.You are a trouble maker.Compare yourself to the devil

Bernie O'Hare said...

I don't compare myself to Jesus. You do. You say I hang with low lifes, and that I am a trouble maker. You are therefore comparing me to Jesus. Thank you very much for the compliment. I'll start wearing white robes tomorrow. pay no attention to the skid marks, and go in peace. Put another way, Peeece on you.

Anonymous said...

Cashing forged checks? They put stickers on the town...Also why would they forge checks? The three are gainfully employed and have stable lives. Plus get your fact straight anonymous...7-11 doesn't cash checks. Lol. Jokes on you.

Anonymous said...

Dunkin donuts must be paying one of them well!