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Friday, October 31, 2014

What Are You Doing For Halloween?

I'll be handing out copies of Lehigh Valley Ramblings - The Book, to the little bastards. That oughta' scare the shit out of them. Executive John Brown is handing out consultant contracts. Northampton County Bulldog Ron Angle is offering free wills. Barron von Footinmouth had a really neat Halloween ecard for everyone, but his email privileges were blocked again. Nazareth Police Chief Thomas Trachta is stocked up on cupcakes. At the stores, there's been a run on Tricia Mezzacappa costumes.

14 comments:

Anonymous said...

Tricia Mezzacappa will go as herself, and scare the crap out of everyone - just like she does when she shows up at the municipal building. "Look, I brought cookies, deerie, and a great big knife to shove in your back!"

bwa-ha-ha-ha-ha

Mentos>Tic-Tac said...

Bernie one idea for your Halloween costume at NorCo Twink's annual Gala would be to go as John Bobbit, you'd be PERFECT!

Bernie O'Hare said...

Mezzacappa, it's not very smart to suggest penile amputation or any other sort of violence, but that's what we can expect from someone who threatened to kill a borough council president.

Anonymous said...

Will you ever quit your scary obsc3ession with this person? Leave this poor young woman alone. Forget your obsession. No sheriff is going to kick her door down, you can kick and scream impotently all you want.

Bernie O'Hare said...

Drink your drug cocktail

Anonymous said...

tooooo fuunnnnnnyyyyyy......

Anonymous said...

I'm going to wear a John Brown costume and go to hospital cardiac units and tell the patients that their insurance was cancelled. Should be great fun.

Anonymous said...

Looks like MezzaICan'tConcealMyGunOrMyHatred was up late last night perfecting her old hag look and tapping the keys. Watch out, trick or treaters, there is a mean stalker out there. Scary stuff for sure. Don't turn your back on her - that will make her snap and you'll wind up on her poop list for years to come.

She has a fascination with penises, so you little boys watch your NO zone.

Anonymous said...

To make your own Messacrappa costume, just combine Herman Munster and Mr. Ed.

You're welcome.

Anonymous said...

"so you little boys watch your NO zone."

That can apply to others as well. A good overall warning on Halloween.

Anonymous said...

10:23 what do you have against Mr. Ed.

Anonymous said...

Hope the book you are handing out to the kids doesn't have naked pictures of you in it.

Anonymous said...

LOL

Anonymous said...

I dressed as John Brown and handed out jobs to my friends.