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Wednesday, July 09, 2014

Legal Dream Team To Represent Stickergate Trio

Nazareth's Stickergate Defendants are a trio who were paraded, chained and shackled, in a staged perp walk before an obliging press. For littering. Chief Thomas Trachta, who wants to make an example of these desperados who dared exercise their free speech rights and criticize him,  is demanding twenty years in the gas chamber. Never mind that their stickers were only slightly larger than a postage stamp. It's the principle of the thing, damn it!

Well, Northampton County has a pretty good criminal defense bar. Three of its best attorneys have offered to represent the Sticker Gang. I would love to name them now, but will wait until all the connections are made.

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

Next case? Dismissed!!

Another waste of taxpayers dollars on these criminal bums.

Bet they are all Angle retainer lawyers.

Anonymous said...

Talk about a waste of taxpayer resources - on Mezzacappa's website she brags about wasting $100,000 of West Easton's funds on lawsuits, and she has clogged the court system with numerous frivolous lawsuits. Then she claims pauper status, and expects us to pay her way through failed legal arguments.

Anonymous said...

Give it a rest mio, mato, you whine worse than O'Hare.