Monday, April 09, 2012

Nazareth Police Display More Sensitivity

Last week, I told you a Nazareth cop let me slide after I limped through a red light outside my estate. The Officer had me, but for some reason, let me off with a warning. I've since learned of even more sensitivity by Nazareth's finest.

According to police scanners, police found a man's body late Saturday night in the small creek that runs through the Gracedale property. His name will not be released until his family has been notified.

The victim apparently drowned due to excessive beer consumption while visiting "someone" in the area. He was wearing black fishnet Stockings, 4 inch spiked heels, a red garter belt, a pink G-string, purple Lipstick, dazzle dust on his eyelids, 1/2 inch false eyelashes and an "I love Bernie O'Hare" T-shirt.

Police removed the "I love Bernie" T-shirt to spare his family any unnecessary embarrassment.

See there, Police do care.

17 comments:

Bill Coker said...

Thank goodness the police show such sensitivity. Would have hated to have seen the man embarassed.

By the way, good one.

Montague Tazewell said...

OH MY GAWD! Was that Ron Angle the police found in the creek?!?

Bernie O'Hare said...

Bill, A friend sent me this. I can't even take credit for it, although I guess I have.

Anonymous said...

Sounds like the old outfit you use to wear in the courthouse. Remember, when the Court Administrator caught you and your "friend", in the bathroom.

Bernie O'Hare said...

Sounds like you don't know what you're talking about.

Anonymous said...

Title of this post should be "Nazareth Police NEED more Sensitivity"

Anonymous said...

Was an account of that man being found ever published in the newspaper? Is there a link to the report on your blog?

Bernie O'Hare said...

It's a joke.

Anonymous said...

You're one sick dude....but I love it. Good one Bernie. I'm still laughing. It's good to see someone able to poke fun at themselves.

Anonymous said...

Bernie,

So much detail...are you sure?

Anonymous said...

The man died from an "OTTER' Bite.

Anonymous said...

I saw this joke circulating around through email. All Bernie did was substitute O'Hare for O'Bama.

O'Brother!

Bernie O'Hare said...

Like I said, a friend sent it to me, using me as the butt of the joke. I thought it was funny and posted it. I plagiarized him. I had no idea that he was a plagiarist, too. No wonder I like him.

Anonymous said...

Great post. Any results from the rape kit yet?

Anonymous said...

The appointed Sheriff can even solve this case!

Anonymous said...

No, the judges won't let him.

Anonymous said...

This could be the appointed Sheriff's first BIG CASE!!