Monday, April 09, 2012
Nazareth Police Display More Sensitivity
According to police scanners, police found a man's body late Saturday night in the small creek that runs through the Gracedale property. His name will not be released until his family has been notified.
The victim apparently drowned due to excessive beer consumption while visiting "someone" in the area. He was wearing black fishnet Stockings, 4 inch spiked heels, a red garter belt, a pink G-string, purple Lipstick, dazzle dust on his eyelids, 1/2 inch false eyelashes and an "I love Bernie O'Hare" T-shirt.
Police removed the "I love Bernie" T-shirt to spare his family any unnecessary embarrassment.
See there, Police do care.