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Tuesday, January 03, 2017

My New Year's Resolution - No More Nice Guy!

I've decided that I've been too damn nice to people. So this year, no more Mr. Nice Guy! I started things off right with a three-hour dentist appointment. I refused to take novacane, and when he took too long, I grabbed the drill from his hand, finished the job myself and billed him!

5 comments:

Peter J.Cochran said...

Was it the same drill Ron used on the school boards file cabinet. '' It's a wonderful life Bernie.Happy New Year'. My we all find strength is our political representatives at various levels that 'will lead by principles' and may we purge those that are self indulged.

michael molovinsky said...

I don't think that you ever need worry yourself about being too nice

Peter J.Cochran said...

Mr.Molovinsky, The Sec. of State is such an imposter that he wrote his own citation of his ;Silver Star and 'Swift Boating is only the early crap he pulled. His 'Purple Heart ' was akin to a paper cut and NO ONE IN THE -U.S. Marine Corps for example at the time would have ever received that metal for that issue. He is a disgrace.

Anonymous said...

"NO ONE IN THE -U.S. Marine Corps for example at the time would have ever received that metal for that issue."

Many scumbags politicians including Darth Vader and President Electoral College would have used that, so-called paper cut, to get a draft deferment.

He served, just because you don't support the service or the troops, doesn't make those who do, disgraceful.

Anonymous said...

Bernard... we like the warm fuzzy Bernie....