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Friday, January 23, 2015

NorCo Exec John Brown Nominates Cathy Allen to Replace Vic Scomillio

As most of you know, Vic Scomillio has stepped down as Northampton County Solicitor to distance himself from Executive John Brown. In a memo released late last night, Brown has named Vic's successor - Cathy Allen. "I wish I had ten of her," he writes. Though Allen has no law degree, Brown is confident that a Republican-controlled Council will grant his wish. "Why not?" he asks."They already approved a voice over artist as Director of Community and Economic Development."

Brown and public relations consultant Kim Plyler were absent from last night's council meeting. They were apparently at Staples, making copies.

(Psst! I'll tell you what really happened tomorrow. I'm busy letting air out of footballs right now.)

FOLKs, THIS STORY IS A JOKE!!

22 comments:

Anonymous said...

As a taxpayer, I have read about Mr. brown and his staff and I've come up with only one thought.....He is obviously NUTS. Putting someone in the legal department as the lead County Solicitor (with no law degree) is the most ridiculous idea I ever heard. He must be pulling your crank Bernie.

Anonymous said...

In a related move, Bethlehem council held an emergency meeting to discuss succession from Norco to lehigh

Anonymous said...

Freemansburg is joining Bethlehem in that move

Anonymous said...

Slate Belt also leaving for Monroe County asap.

Anonymous said...

Local boy goes bad and brings shame upon his home town of Bangor.

Anonymous said...

Allen will need her own private solicitor once her shenanigans are made public. Brown was probably at the Phillies caravan at the Sands. Freebie tix, y'all!

Anonymous said...

Sorry Bernie for being OT. Any thoughts on this story.

"Erik Arneson promises to be at work despite being fired by Gov. Tom Wolf"

http://www.pennlive.com/politics/index.ssf/2015/01/arneson.html#incart_m-rpt-2

Anonymous said...

ITS A JOKE..... WAKE UP! ITS A JOKE FOR GODS SAKE

Anonymous said...

The sad fact is, it's no longer easy to tell a joke from reality in this upside down America we live in.

Fred Windish

Anonymous said...

Bernie doesn't joke. When Bernie speaks people listen.

Anonymous said...

April 1st comes early in the O'Hare household

Anonymous said...

Interesting Mr. O'Hare-

Your very own version- THE WAR OF THE COURTHOUSE..... the aliens from Bangor have landed and are taking over every position within the Courthouse and ending government as we know it...

I cannot believe how stupid people are... The War of The Worlds... our new "O'HARE" version right here in Easton... COME ON PEOPLE WAKE UP!

CourtClerk said...

Cathy Allen laughs not at your juvenile puerile attempts at humor but you waddling about the courthouse scrounging out stories for a blog that earns you nothing but detractors.

For Cathy this position is just a springboard, her ambitions extend all the way to Harrisburg where the real power and prestige lay. Having turds like O'Hare chomping at the bit writing rubbish daily is a vindication of sorts, John Browns next term will be transformative in ways obese, obtuse ogres like Bernie cannot fathom

Anonymous said...

The story is a joke, and it matches the administration which is a joke. It is really painful to watch - but they are banking on us not watching.

Anonymous said...

Anon 1:21 - lay off those toxic mushrooms.

Anonymous said...

@1:21 You need some more sleep, though figuring out how to drive around in the snow in a Mercedes will probably make you restless tonight. You wrote a few years ago about how fortunate you were to own a RAV4, but I would advise not taking it out of its hiding place anytime soon.

Anonymous said...

The sad part of this story is you have to tell people it is a joke.

Anonymous said...

The sad part of this story is you have to tell people it is a joke.

Awesome observation.

Anonymous said...

this administration is so fucked up a person would and will believe anything anyone writes or says about them

Anonymous said...

John brownpants and Cathy Alien are the worst, were the worst, and will always be THE WORST!

Anonymous said...

Cathy will have to clean up the trail of green slime left by Scomillio. I hear that is a full time job for her. Cruising the prison lots will have to wait until the Judge race is over and Scomillio returns!

Anonymous said...

Sponge John Brownpants and his Blundering Herd. An administration that will go down in the anals of county history.