Wednesday, December 23, 2020

I'm in Quarantine

No, it's not the 'rona. It's baked beans. Nazareth Borough was evacuated last night. 

If you received the weather notifications about bad air quality, you now know why. 

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

Local geologist here. Appreciate the explanation. USGS indicated several temblors centered in the borough. Only minor structural damage has been reported so far. Damage survey teams will deploy at daybreak. Are aftershocks expected today?

Anonymous said...

Are you sure you were not in my backyard eating birdseed? My dog has been eating some of the birdseed cast off from feeders and air quality in my living room last night was terrible. She snoozed in her little bed unaware of this. I switched this week to a birdseed mix with peanuts. Maybe she can come stay with you for awhile? She also likes rabbit poop so maybe I am blaming the wrong thing.

Anonymous said...

Bernie you passing gas should be classified as a act of terrorism against the people of the lehighvalley.

Bernie O'Hare said...

7:02, The aftershocks appear to have subsided, lol.

Anonymous said...

I had told you the other day that as part of the ppe packages you should have received an anal plug butt in your case two or three would be nessasary. I had thought the aftershock was an explosion from the far east?