Tuesday, January 07, 2014
Keeping Bethlehem Tp Safe From Birdfeeders
Township residents Diane and Bill Ganssle have been cited by Abraham Hoffer, Property Maintenance and Housing Inspector, because their backyard birdfeeders might attract those dirty, disease-carrying, cheese-stealing vermin.
Ganssle denies she's ever seen a rat on her property. "There is enough government control in this country," the obvious rat lover complains. "We don't need rules for birdfeeding in our township which will ultimately cause our birds and wildlife to suffer."
Sounds like the tea party.
This story requires a full blown investigation. The Ganssles have agreed to let me visit their birdfeeders and report back to you on their terrible danger they present to the community.
Besides, I might know some of the rats.