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I did catch the Channel 69 news account, and was shocked to learn that Angle has run out of bullshit. I thought he had an endless supply.
Ron plans to use biosolids, i.e. human shit, to fertilize his farmlands.
According to Penn State research, it's safe. All 50 states allow it. In fact, Angle tells me one of his friends stopped by for a shit sandwich on his way to work.
In any event, something like this is the perfect way for him to re-enter the political realm. If the protesters would have just waited a day, they could have caught him in his General Patton uniform, which was delivered by UPS later that day.
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Never in human history has a story and a man intersected and coincided so perfectly.
If not mistaken, if the local governing body were to take up the protesters' cause, he would be protected under PA's A.C.R.E. law.
I can think of examples in our community when neighbors have complained of the odors of working farms. Farmers are protected, and with bio-solids being allowed in PA, there really is no leg for the protesters to stand on outside the court of public opinion.
"Never in human history has a story and a man intersected and coincided so perfectly."
Well said.
"Ron plans to use biosolids, i.e. human shit, to fertilize his farmlands"
So in other words, he plans on standing in the field and talking to the soil. That might work.
Angle and biosolids = perfect casting.
Ron Angle + biosolids, the soil never had a chance.
Point of clarification:
As shit is widely known to roll or flow downhill, depending upon its consistency, is Ron's property up or down hill from these defecation detractors and excrement extremists?
Also, as its widely known that humans like to smell their own brand, will this be local dooty? If it passes the sniff test, the doot is moot.
"Shit happens", in the case of Ron Angle that has always been the case. Might as well make it official.
Bernie,Maybe----- Ron is now into psychological warfare or PsyOps ! This may be how you keep open space. You paint the soil with this stuff and the perspective viewers don't stay long in one area thinking about skinning people on cardboard houses.Good Morning! Could he be that clever?
No!
Oh he is as clever as they come.....don't put anything past him....
If clever means the same as devious, I agree.
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