Monday, July 22, 2013
Trouble in West Easton Wingnut Paradise
Has the alliance of Wicked Witch of West Easton and Joker Jim vanished?
"[Redacted] The Liar Threw Away A Great Deal" (7/8/13), "Cheesey Cheeto Zito Has a Big Political Pal" (7/3/13), "The Ugly Truth About [Redacted]" (7/6/13), "What Does One Cook During a Heat Wave?" (6/24/13), "Lets Have a Discussion about PFA Laws" (7/9/13), "Dear Jim, Your Camaro Is Safe and Sound and SWEEEEEEET!" (7/14/13), "A Potbelly Pig and a Poodle" (6/26/13), "BEWARE NRA MEMBERS: Blue Grillhouse" (7/11/13), "Father's Day 2013: Earl Has a New Dad" (6/16/13), "Earl and Jim Have More Fun in West Easton" (6/22/13) have all vanished.
I told you she's a witch.
In addition to deleting those Gregory posts, Mezzacappa got rid of a few poorly advised few weekend entries.
One announced that she and Gregory were forming a nonprofit called The Innocence Project (never mind that there already is an Innocence Project) that would raise money to free wrongly convicted victims. They would champion the cause of Michael Piper, convicted last year of repeatedly raping a 12 year-old girl over a 1 1/2 year period. Mezzacappa published a handwritten letter from Piper, claiming that the little girl set him up.
Then there was a bizarre entry about Kirkland Village, where she may have been employed.
She hints that Gregory may very well have had a change of heart concerning his behavior, claiming he's suffering from Stockholm Syndrome.
Or more likely, a return to Planet Earth after a heart-to-heart with a lawyer.
Open carry advocate Mezzacappa wraps things up by fantasizing about my death again.
"Is it only me, or are their [sic] other people who would like to see his head prominently displayed on a target bale at a rifle range?" she asks.
I do have a rather large head.
She also asks, "Why can't some 18-wheeler cut O'Hare and his bike in half? Oopsie."
Nothing wrong with her. In fairness, I do think she did a great job in The Wizard of Oz.
I tried contacting Gregory in his jail cell.
"Evening Commissioner," he said. "Ever wonder how I got these scars?"
I'm thinking botox.