Saturday, July 27, 2013
The Wit and Wisdom of Chief Mark Kessler
With a black T-Shirt bearing a Confederate flag on one side and "Liberals Take it in the Ass" on the back (rear?), Gilberton police chief Mark Kessler has a few remarks about "libtards," as he so sensitively refers to Commies like John Kerry.
"Libtards, you take it in the ass, and I don't give a fuck what you say, so youse can all go fuck yourselves. Period."
In the ass, I would assume.
Gilberton is nestled between Frackville and Shenandoah in Schuylkill County, within a stone's throw from where my parents grew up. According to the 2010 census, its population is 769.
There's only one black person, although he could be a white dude covered with coal dust.
For just $25, you can become a member of his Constitutional Security Force, fighting against anti-American organizations like the Southern Povery Law Center. You also get a certificate suitable for framing, access to firearms training, two CSF bumper stickers and a 10% discount on 30 round C-product Aluminum AR/M16 magazines.
Who could pass up a deal like that?
Now if you'll excuse me, I gotta' go take it up the ass.