Wednesday, May 28, 2008

Jim Hickey Talks About Flaming Monkeys Again

"When Flaming Monkeys Fly Out My Ass!"

That's when former Northampton County Director of Administration will run for public office. He also claims Don Cunningham will be the next Guv' and Barack Obama will be the next prez. Finally, he admits the county's 2001 bond was a horrible mistake. "I should have listened to O'Hare and Angle. Those assholes really know what they're talking about. Especially O'Hare"

Doubt me? You can hear the original Miserable Bastard yourself, thanks to Express Times editor Joe Owens and his "Five Questions" segment at Lehigh Valley Live.

7 comments:

Anonymous said...

every taxpayer said the bond was a bad move too

Anonymous said...

When I used to work at the courthouse, I witnessed something that has not yet been duplicated. I saw Hickey talking on two different mobile phones at once and smoking a cigarette. This occurred all at the same time. He only has two hands that we know of.

Maybe, flaming monkeys could possibly fly out of his butt?

~~Alex
Washington, D.C.

Bernie O'Hare said...

Hickey has since had phones surgically implanted in different parts of his anatomy.

Anonymous said...

Nice of him to get right with the bond thing. He's timely if nothing else. And many of us believe there's nothing else.

Anonymous said...

"Nice of him to get right with the bond thing. He's timely if nothing else. And many of us believe there's nothing else."


meaning...what? hickey was one of the bond's biggest proponents?

Anonymous said...

Not sure if people got the sarcasm. Mr. Hickey stated the BEST thing Mr. Reibman did was the Bond Issue.
That means he still thinks both you and Angle are Nuts

Bernie O'Hare said...

Yes. Unfortunately, Hickey threw me off the courthouse roof today. I'll have to correct this post.