If you're 100 years old and think you can make it until October 3, Northampton County will buy you and your 26 year-old girlfriend lunch at some undisclosed location in Bethlehem Township. You have to register with Melissa Titus (610-829-4509 or mtitus@northamptoncounty.org) so she can determine you're not some 90 year-old trying to rip off the county. The password is "I smell old people."
4 comments:
100 year old Wife: Honey, my breasts are as hot for you as when we first met.
100 year old husband: That's because one's in your coffee and the other's in your oatmeal.
This is very very funny.
My 26-year old tomato puts a blue pill in my Gin Rickey. She makes a stiff drink and really razzes my berries! Has anyone seen my will?
I must not be keeping up on the news. I don't get it. Inside joke?
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