Friday, July 12, 2019

NorCo Looking For Old Farts

If you're 100 years old and think you can make it until October 3, Northampton County will buy you and your 26 year-old girlfriend lunch at some undisclosed location in Bethlehem Township. You have to register with Melissa Titus (610-829-4509 or mtitus@northamptoncounty.org) so she can determine you're not some 90 year-old trying to rip off the county. The password is "I smell old people."

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

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Anonymous said...


100 year old Wife: Honey, my breasts are as hot for you as when we first met.

100 year old husband: That's because one's in your coffee and the other's in your oatmeal.

Anonymous said...

This is very very funny.

99 But Not Gonna Make It To 10/3 said...

My 26-year old tomato puts a blue pill in my Gin Rickey. She makes a stiff drink and really razzes my berries! Has anyone seen my will?

Anonymous said...

I must not be keeping up on the news. I don't get it. Inside joke?