Friday, June 27, 2014
Three Males Arrested In Nazareth's Stickergate
After a week of nonstop investigation, Nazareth Police Chief Thomas Trachta has made an arrest in Stickergate. He paraded three males in front of the police station a few minutes ago, in shackles and handcuffs. Those three are accused of being the persons responsible for tiny 2" x 2" "FT Fire Tracthta" stickers that began popping up in Nazareth over the weekend.
Though these stickers have damaged nothing, and are protected free speech, Trachta is demanding 20 years in the electric chair.
Now all he needs to do is get those damn Freemason.