Wednesday, September 01, 2021

Lynch's Quest For 20 Strong Men

Lynch and Alpha Variant Ian Smith
Among other things, NorCo GOP Exec candidate Steve Lynch is a very bad liar. On Sunday, he gave a speech threatening Northampton Area School Directors over a temporary mask mandate designed to keep students, staff and visitors safe.  He prefaced his remarks with "Men, where are you? Men, wake up! Smell the coffee! Let's go! Make men great again, right? Make men men again, let's go!" He then went on to say,  "Forget going onto these school boards with freakin' data. You go into these school boards to remove them. I'm going in with 20 strong men and I'm gonna; give them an option - they can leave or they can be removed."

After the backlash that erupted, Lynch backtracked on Monday, stating his reference to "strong men" was nothing more than an an appeal to many who have expressed a desire to be active and to stop the bullying and intimidation by school board directors. 

This explanation is a big, fat bullshit burger. 

Lynch and Alpha Variant look for strong men
You see, at his Sunday rally, Lynch teamed up with manly man Ian Smith, who was sporting an "Alpha Variant" T-shirt. In fact, Lynch specifically referred to Ian when he started speaking. He played off the "Make men men again" mantra that was started by Smith. 

Smith, manly man that he is, is a Jersey gym owner who defied a state lockdown. Smith is also a killer. In 2007, he ran a stop sign and killed a college student. Police found he was in possession of marijuana and hypodermic needles. He pleaded to vehicular homicide. 

I guess getting jabbed is OK if it's with steroids. 

So yes, Lynch fully intended to recruit 20 "strong men" to bully geriatric school directors.   

47 comments:

Anonymous said...

The time has come Bernie! You must face fats. Only one man can take on Lynch and his army. That man is the Mediterranean manslab!!

Use the human tripod, the man all men want to be and all women want. The Mediterranean manslab eats ;lightening and craps thunder. He and only he can stand up for all that is good and right. Put aside your beef Bernie for the good of all mankind.

Please come out of retirement. Like Batman, the caped crusader, Lynch and his villainous crew will be defeated and crawl back into their steroid infested locked rooms.
The hardened Vegan ex-con, the mouth that roared, the man of action will protect us all. He may not be the hero Northampton County wants but he is the hero Northampton County needs!

Tine to light the Manslab symbol!!

Anonymous said...

We may need 20 strong men to get rid of you left wing radical communist who are ruining our country.

Anonymous said...

Lynch is Ohare's new and improved Trump. Without him, this blog would be reduced to basketball and bicycles. We can only pray for Mezzacrazy to get outta jail soon...

Anonymous said...

Your blog is becoming funnier and funnier every day. Thank you.

Anonymous said...

Your blog is like Facebook-who just stopped the mother of one of the fallen marines to express herself yet it leaves the Taliban talk all they want--It will take a major effort to get rid of all you left wing radicals - at any cost to save this country.

Anonymous said...

I find it amusing that for all the effort Lynch makes in distinguishing himself from other politicians, he resorts to class A backpedaling when pressed about comments he himself made. I don’t care how many parents are told to “shut up” in a meeting (another made up lie), threatening to remove elected officials because they don’t vote your way is as un-American as it gets. And if you vote for him, you’re encouraging this violent behavior of neo-fascism. There’s a known organization that is AGAINST fascism, their name alone signifies what they’re about ANTI-FASCISM, otherwise known as ANTIFA. Now you know…

Lt. DAN said...

Steve's torso has that perfectly classic triangle going on kind of sexy ain't he Bern? You could learn a lot from us Alphas betadom isn't a life sentence, trade in your kiddy bike for a set of kettle balls and get started!

Uhuru!

Lt. DAN said...

And kudos to Ian for standing up to the tyranny if woke blowhard Murphy, fitness saves lives and eliminates the comorbidities that are behind so many deaths!

They can never cancel studs like Steve and Ian because the movement is too large, we have your backs on the bench press and in the streets be it against ANTIFA or woke boomers!

UHURU!

Anonymous said...

This guy seems to be so arrogant!

Anonymous said...

This blog just like Facebook

Anonymous said...

Lynch makes a cameo appearance

https://youtu.be/t_d1JiKKP14

Anonymous said...

Those who advocate violence against the government are the worst of the worst. Anyone who supports this crap has totally lost credibility with me.

Anonymous said...

There’s no such thing as alpha or beta male behavior in humans, so there’s that…

Anonymous said...

It's interesting to hear from those who now want armed rebellion because they don't like how elections turn out. What amazes me is that anyone would have an ounce of respect for them. I sure don't.

Anonymous said...

Holy crap, 5:57! Is she really still in prison? I thought she was going to get probation. She must've really pissed someone off. Any word on how long her sentence is?

Bernie O'Hare said...

Mezzacappa is OT, but let me answer you. She holds the keys to her jail sentence in her pocket. She was sentenced to probation but has refused to comply with any of the terms and has notified the court of her refusal. She expressly violated conditions of probation by contacting the victim after being expressly told by the court not to do so. The court has scheduled several hearings at which she has refused to leave her cell. She has engaged in fights and has made some pretty serious threats while incarcerated. She could end up serving 12 months, but that is pretty much up to her.

Anonymous said...

Pretty sure that in the second picture, the two of them are looking at pictures of nude men on his phone. These 2 are clearly over compensating their "Alpha" status to cover up an internal shame. Sad.

Anonymous said...

Have Mezza and Lynch ever been seen together at the same time?

Anonymous said...

11:29 and be sure to include LT Dan in that grouping as he so clearly noted that he liked the triangle on Steve's Torso. LT DAN must be coming out as he admittedly thinks he is sexy. Just imagine how his right wing cult will look at him when it is known his true colors.

Anonymous said...

I remember Obama running for re-election on the disastrous Obamacare that cost Ds over 1,100 state and federal legislative seats. He was vulnerable and the best Rs could muster was lightweight-for-hire Mitt Romney, the author of the disastrous precursor, Romneycare. Romney couldn't say a peep about the strongest issue Rs had in 2016. He was soundly defeated while Rs again performed well down-ticket.

In NorCo, the opportunity for an electoral trial and verdict on the tragic mismanagement and deadly consequences of McClure's actions and inactions at Gracedale has been squandered because Rs refused to run a serious candidate.

Anonymous said...

11:29: notice his hat...Make Politicians Afraid Again. Telling.

Anonymous said...

The biggest hypocrites in the world are those who advocate violence against the government but claim to support the rule of law or even just the police. No, no they don't.

Anonymous said...

As long as any regs are put upon those I despise politically, I'm cool with it. There's always payback and it always feels really good. And oh yeah, science or whatever.

Anonymous said...

Every one of these rioters or would-be rioters is lying when they say the pledge of allegiance, which I assume they do. They're probably conspicuously loud about it. "Hey, look at me, I'm a REAL patriot." I puke in their general direction.

Anonymous said...

This Lynch is an example of the worst America offers... smh

Lt. DAN said...

The brotherhood of Alphas praise and lift each other up, nothing gay about positive reinforcement you sound like a positively delta/sigma disgrace hiding like Biden triple masking while ordering groceries online!

Anonymous said...

Does everyone know how small Ian Smith was before he turned into a killer? The answer is TINY. AT MOST, soaking wet, he couldn't have been more than 115 lbs. He also cried out for his mom as he was read his sentence, which was the lightest possible one because he pretended like he was going to change, but just played the part until sentencing was handed down. (Short as it could have been - which is easy to achieve when you're daddy pays up and has a good reputation with the judge. Claims to be a victim. A victim of "misinformation," claiming he didn't know he would wake-up drunk. Also, the hypodermic needles weren't for steroids. They were for heroin. He was far too small for anabolic steroid use and an admitted IV drug user, at the time. Maybe he thought a little nappy would take his dope high away too? He's a pathological liar and unfortunately master manipulator. Hopefully no one else ends up dead because of the way he decides to live his life, leaving bodies and broken families in his wake. But stay woke fam, he's really such a hero and martyr for our "rights," right??

If you answered yes, than you too, are too stupid to understand what rights we even have as United States citizens, let alone which ones he's a champion of.

Lt. DAN said...

The manflab is a washed up Jesús Freak who fled the region to pursue a life outside of Bernies white hot spotlight, you need a better foil to tango with Steve but it will be hard to find one who's estrogen levels aren't sky-high due to excessive soya product consumption.

Anonymous said...

Steve has some very large hands, usually an indicator of prodigious male endowment no wonder micro mittens O'Hara is so keen on tearing down this outspoken patriot and guardian of liberty.

Anonymous said...

The inmates are running the asylum. These two couldn't manage a wet dream.
Lynch, to my knowledge has no experience managing people/personalities. Kind of a big deal when you're seeking a job managing county govt.

Anonymous said...

"micro mittens O'Hara"

That this comment was made and then published is why I keep coming back here. An instant classic. O'Hara. I'm typing through tears.

Anonymous said...

All talk about Jan.6--no talk about Portland and all those other places

Anonymous said...

If only he can grow a beard like his companion. Seems that is protocol to be a true 'Patriot'.

Anonymous said...

Sounds like you're Uber jelly about Ian's gainz and very popular state of the art gym which he bravely kept open while Murphy and his jack booted lackeys sought to shutter without regard for the economic welfare of our state. Instead of throwing shade at this magnificently bearded beast go lift some weights to deal with your inadequacy issues

Anonymous said...

@11:30 Check out Only Fans for the pic. I hear they do private shows together. Or ask Lt Dan. He is a fan of the for sure.

Anonymous said...

Is it interesting to anyone that Lynch is hanging out and praising the support convicted felon. I thought Felons were not supposed to be involved in politics. But he fits the republican rumor mold as he has bankrupted numerous business. Taken money from his so called supporters that never got used for the purpose they thought it was. Is a brainless thug. and cries about everyone else until it is him in the hot seat.

I wonder who else in Lynch's sphere is a felon.

Anonymous said...

Maybe 'cause January 6 was an assault on the Capitol of the United States of America, you bone head.

Anonymous said...

Bernie, Lt. Dan is a thug wimp. Lynch v Manslab mano y mano. Lets do it. The Vegan Mangod will destroy the Steroid Rage. The Taut tan Manslab is more than a match for Lynch. With pumped up roid muscles Lyn h will fall to the tight, taut Lovegod. The Mediterranean Manslab was the King of cellblock C. He will turn Lynch and his 20 roid rangers into wimpering kitties. First Covid and now Lynch and Brown. What next!!!

Keep up the good work Bernie. This Lynch clown is a mini Trumper with delusions of grandeur!

Anonymous said...

6:55-you idiot so what --All those so called lawmakers or politicians is the reason this country is so fucked up. you make it sound as if the politicians are worth anything,--you are an asshole-those politicians would turn on you in a second.

Anonymous said...

6:55 politicians are not better than the business owners in Portland and other cities--you put value on politicians boy are you wrong

Anonymous said...

He's an idiot and I abhor violence of any kind. I think the walled off Capitol area is funny though. Lobbyists certainly still enjoy easy access. Regular people are kept away. It's an apt bipartisan metaphor for the way DC works - or rather, doesn't. Wasn't it Harry Reid who said the tourists really stunk in summer anyway? I suspect they're enjoying the blessed isolation from us regular people with our summertime body odor and no campaign cash to give.

Anonymous said...

I read today an I illegal steroid operation was busted in Northampton. That's odd.

Anonymous said...

Saw Lynch on Ch.69 today. he did an interview and came off like a punk ass bitch. He is trying to walk back his words like the politician he claims not to be. The guy is a fraud. A Buffon and now he and his council team can be seen for what they are.

Anonymous said...

Went past a house today flying the huge "Trump 2020" flag (newsflash - this is 2021 and he lost). There were four Steve Lynch signs. Obviously the homeowner is hoping Lynch will ride the racist-treasonous platform into office. Good luck with that.

Anonymous said...

HAHA- you're a regular riot. If ANTIFA is anti-fascist, then I'm a five-time super bowl winning quarterback.

Anonymous said...

Is that beard real?

Anonymous said...

When you actually identify and promote yourself as an "Alpha", you aren't an Alpha, you're a Dork. Its the same thing as giving yourself a nickname.